Dr.Spaceman

Drain the swamp! Drain the swamp!

Here we go here we go here we go

Of course we could. We could also sign nobody.

I'm dying to know what this is based on

Goal involvements is a much better high level metric imo. MGW is involved in a goal every 2.6 games. Elanga 2.78 CHO 3.4 Murphy 2.54 Doesn't even begin to tell you the whole story though.

I'll be annoyed if Trippier is starting ahead of Tino this coming season that's for sure.

There'd be too many coronaries inside SJP man

Not sure I could be arsed with Adeyemi, think he'd be very frustrating. Plus he plays on the left a lot, not sure we need another left sided forward!

He's been on a slow burning face turn for quite a while now. He's almost one of us.

Yeah, I remember flashes of that. I just hated the way he crossed the ball for us, he seemed to float everything diagonally meaning our strikers needed to nearly break their necks to get anything on it. I remember being way more annoyed by those crosses than I perhaps should have been

Raphina

I just don't think we're at the point where we're turning our noses up at good players because they're right footed.

Mbappe is such a child.

But we play with an inverted left and a more traditional wing on the right. We still need to flesh the squad out with good players regardless of what foot, how tall, how quick etc they are imo.

Why

If that's the case then let's get Chiesa!

Every single Newcastle fan I spoke to was delighted with 13m for Milner at the time He was no better than Darren Ambrose was for us.

Surely most of that £60m is unusable.

As long as it says United and not Untted. Also, how class would it be if we just put United up there for a few weeks of the new season before adding Newcastle

Delighted for you, mate.

I often wish some of you didn't have Access to this forum

As soon as the ref gives a decision such as a free kick then the offending side have to move away from the ball and if they touch it intentionally the player doing so receives a yellow or some sort of reprimand. Maybe add some sort of unsportsmanlike 3 strike type thing before a yellow.

Wow, that bench. Most of the players didn't even look arsed at full time.

I can just imagine Rafa sitting watching this, scratching his chin wondering who Ivan Toney is.