Darth Crooks

It's implicit though not a 'dig'. When your problems as a team stem from a lack of forethought and tactics don't be shocked when it's argued as criticism. Wouldn't be so bad if Bruce wasn't a thin skinned little bitch who needs little media bitches to stroke his fragile wittle ego.

This has been the worst thread on the forum for years ?

A fitness plan. Not some variation of. There’ll likely be one.

What a worm.

Anyone in an argument with Simon Jordan and doesn’t come off looking better for it needs to have a long hard look at themselves.

‘You’re just too sexy for this shirt, Christian’

garlic bread?!

Absolutely up for anyone calling out Ashley as the two faced shithawk he is at any opportunity. Can’t happen enough. Strange bedfellows now or not.

Tempted

Say hello Paully Dee

Brass neck on these writers like to slate decorated experts in their field. Plenty about I guess - the absolute no mark.

I read it straight afterward and the hinge came calling me again...

These threads are sort of like a less fun version of slamming your bollocks in the hinge of a door.

Loved the leftfield ending to that ?

The club don’t want it do they? Takes someone who’ll fight for better and they’re more than happy with sycophantic, grateful chumps from yesteryear who’s main motivations, like Ashley, are to feather the nest and apparently feel superior/one up on we - the little people. Toon toon.

The most effective protests v Ashley have been the smaller scale ones and though unpopular for some reason - ‘the shop shout ones’ Sports Direct is his baby and he doesn’t give a fuck about stadium stuff as long as he sees the colour of your money. He’s reacted to stuff in person elsewhere such as the restaurant, parliament and the ‘my door’ comments after the partial spurs boycott. I’d argue the fact that arsenal one went ahead had some resonance as it had a say on the freebies then handed out. Problem is most folk, even if they agree want a one and done expression of anger to kickstart a reaction. ‘My walk in late happened and he’s still here. Might as well go (£££)’ - doesn’t work like that and none less so than with a character like Ashley.

Why any Newcastle fan should concern themselves whether he should get credit or not is moot. In the annals of club history he’ll be Ashley’s patsy no. X. Irrelevant.

Just got to hope Ashley fucks off and someone with the sense to end this cycle prevails.

Great. So the perpetual cycle of bollocks can continue anew. Sign a load of shite. Pretend it’s good. Ends up shite under benign patsy. Sign a decent player or two by accident in attempt to rectify. Somewhat rescue season. Ashley cashes in. Toon toon.

Face for Radiotherapy moar lyk

Bruce is so jammy. What’s he’s to be credited for? Getting Willock on loan and playing out his skin? Happy to JW - but I can see the reverse histrionics now ?

Have to admit it does make me laugh when the exposure of cartels is mentioned in these tweets whilst citing Johnson’s support.

I don’t get why people don’t work that out. Just playing on people’s base Psychology.