Darth Crooks

Say hello Paully Dee

Brass neck on these writers like to slate decorated experts in their field. Plenty about I guess - the absolute no mark.

I read it straight afterward and the hinge came calling me again...

These threads are sort of like a less fun version of slamming your bollocks in the hinge of a door.

Loved the leftfield ending to that ?

The club don’t want it do they? Takes someone who’ll fight for better and they’re more than happy with sycophantic, grateful chumps from yesteryear who’s main motivations, like Ashley, are to feather the nest and apparently feel superior/one up on we - the little people. Toon toon.

The most effective protests v Ashley have been the smaller scale ones and though unpopular for some reason - ‘the shop shout ones’ Sports Direct is his baby and he doesn’t give a fuck about stadium stuff as long as he sees the colour of your money. He’s reacted to stuff in person elsewhere such as the restaurant, parliament and the ‘my door’ comments after the partial spurs boycott. I’d argue the fact that arsenal one went ahead had some resonance as it had a say on the freebies then handed out. Problem is most folk, even if they agree want a one and done expression of anger to kickstart a reaction. ‘My walk in late happened and he’s still here. Might as well go (£££)’ - doesn’t work like that and none less so than with a character like Ashley.

Why any Newcastle fan should concern themselves whether he should get credit or not is moot. In the annals of club history he’ll be Ashley’s patsy no. X. Irrelevant.

Just got to hope Ashley fucks off and someone with the sense to end this cycle prevails.

Great. So the perpetual cycle of bollocks can continue anew. Sign a load of shite. Pretend it’s good. Ends up shite under benign patsy. Sign a decent player or two by accident in attempt to rectify. Somewhat rescue season. Ashley cashes in. Toon toon.

Face for Radiotherapy moar lyk

Bruce is so jammy. What’s he’s to be credited for? Getting Willock on loan and playing out his skin? Happy to JW - but I can see the reverse histrionics now ?

Have to admit it does make me laugh when the exposure of cartels is mentioned in these tweets whilst citing Johnson’s support.

I don’t get why people don’t work that out. Just playing on people’s base Psychology.

Wanking off imaginary Ashley & Charnley at once.

Ultimately it’s Ashley who has exploited this and getting at other fans is futile for all I believe when dealing with Ashley requires different thinking. His currency is £ and as long as he gets them he’s being supported. You wouldn’t pay money to a charity and then not claim you are supporting them but the semantics of fandom are perhaps more complex than that. After this year I don’t really blame people and having been through issues myself I’m not as quick to judge.

Yeah he’s absolutely powder puff. Not half the stubborn cunt he makes out like Pardew was. There was a skin. Snake skin.

Money money money money moneh

1st day of the month maybe

The I’m a hometown club boy act whilst denegrating us probably tops it like.

Also the calculation was as simple as bring in two Geordies in bruce and Carroll and the idiots will be placated. The contempt in which we’re held man. True to an extent too.

He’s no more or less self serving than Pardew - he’s just so shit at all aspects of his job - especially PR and devoid the emotional intelligence the likes of keegan, Robson and Rafa possessed. How the fuck do you act like that and expect to take players with you? Fat oaf manages to make racism debates about him in the run up which is bad enough on its own.

I wish people would see the talk sport engagement model for what it is and they might be forced to do some actual sports journalism

All criticism is lumped in the same as each other. No any grounds for some of it just ‘blah blah blah’ and nods from the golf pals