Darth Crooks

Nose, interrupted

Zoinks, Scoob

Pep got assassins creed for xmas

Someone got a free lobotomy for xmas

Bruce-Moi

His nose points to the sky.

Ashley is a narcissist. Rafa wasn’t sycophantic enough. Desperate journeymen are.

We had rafa this isn’t true Even so, it’s shows their incompatibility with Ashley and lack of future for anyone who won’t play sycophant

Preach

He’s beyond shite either way but he’d help himself far more if he didn’t court the cunts in punditry or just took his money and shut up. Align yourself against the fans and as compliant as we are, it’s still bad news.

Seems to be a significant enough proportion of the support due to belonging and tribalism will just defend anything that wears b&w stripes and seahorses on it. Cognitive dissonance at the futility of the situation making stats and truths more palletable. Compare what you like - Rafa when he left was in ascendency in terms of his project and although he’s faltered in China, he’s done it time and again elsewhere. We’ve reached the Bruce plateau. There is nowhere to go beyond this cycle of okay/iffy winning performances and hammerings. Ashley 17th + dreamland and it’s the source of my utter ambivalence.

At least it gets the sack.

This is as good as it gets folks. Couple iffy/okay wins n plenty shite.

Makes up for the jammy var one v Spurs I guess

Pretty much the same which is quite sad. I envy people who can still get excited about the goals and such a bit. Unfortunately the situation clouds the ‘yeah but it’s still Newcastle winning’ far too much for me. It’s not how you should feel I accept that but it’s not without rationale.

Harold Shitman

Marx ?

You spelt cancer wrong

Thy will be bum

I’m guessing the role is more attractive than it was after Rafa left How so?

Bruce hasn’t been able to smell anything other than the inside of his own empty head since 1987

He has one mode of business because he’s a barrow boy. It’s all he’ll ever do and why he’s failed at Newcastle

The alternative design is ones that can actually add value by giving decent opinions and adding tactical insights. Do away with it all like a lot of the foreign feeds do. It’s just a device to keep the football fraternity in work for those to lazy, shit or ambivalent about management.

Waste of time worrying who the manager is, or where we finish. Investment or lack there off will never see us trouble the top half,or the cups for that matter. The manager will always be a malleable sycophant of some variety. Takeover is the only game in town. I’m at the stage where win or lose I’m ambivalent and it feels healthy tbh.

There’s some negative impact or you’re having none whatsoever Steve l. None positive. Theres your options you theme hospital headed cunt.