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Darth Crooks

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    Alan Pardew

    If the dear leader can't see that this man is as much use as turd in a punchbowl already then I doubt one drubbing result will make a difference.
  2. He, as predicted is happy to sit back, keep 'shape' and let us get carved apart and edgy as fuck. Making the likes Townsend look like Figo ffs.
  3. This hoof to Williamson is beyond tiresome by the notebook wanker
  4. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51s2DfEkZsL._SY300_.jpg It has go'damn Aztec shit on it!
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    Alan Pardew

    He's as thick as pig shit. Makes pig shit look like the head of MENSA tbh.
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    Alan Pardew

    'Hello is that Samaritans?'
  7. He'll be fucking caking it; as always, the fucking stupid cleft.
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    Alan Pardew

    What I have witnessed from a relegation fodder team in that cup final has just cemented how useless this dickhead is. Confidence, expression, having the time of their lives. Has me wincing thinking how bad we are in comparison.
  9. Wigan are so much better than we are.
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    Alan Pardew

    Just caught up on the recent speight of for and against arguments on binning him. I could understand more the 'time to gel', fixtures and poor ownership decisions arguments (some of which I agree with; if there was one single redeeming factor in the way he has set up at any point this season. Emphasis of solid defense. Massive goals against. Influx of talent. Fails to play to any of their strengths and displays any ability to adapt. You can blame ownership for the state we're in and believe me I do to a large extent but we're stuck with them hook or crook. They're the unfortunate constant. What we can hope for more realistically; is that the bloke who has been responsible for moulding the turgid football we play is removed. We then have to trust our dear leaders to make a correct decision (akin to finally backing pardew in January) as we're stuck with them, but fortunately the current manager is a threat we can dispose of a lot more easily.
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    Alan Pardew

    Crocodile metaphors. He's flipped his lid the geet basketcase.
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    Alan Pardew

    Christ on a fucking crackpipe. Wtf is that!
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    Alan Pardew

    It depends on whether we would have got Sissoko, Debuchy, Gouffran, Haidara and Yanga Mbiwa as well. In fact, nah. What am I even doing entertaining it!? He's full of absolute shit man. I would sympathise if he actually endeavoured to getting the best out of Cisse's game, or anyone else's for that matter. I agree but we did lose our top goalscorer, he and we thought he was being replaced and he wasn't. That's their fault really, not his. Possibly; had quite the epiphany on this though hasn't he? Too many other deflective excuses provided to give this one credence.
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    Alan Pardew

    Fuck that...I primary reason is that we lacked Loic Remy? Do me a favour. This had a had a serious pricking in the last hour. http://i.imgur.com/oUpu5xM.png?1
  15. When a man is bored of Leicester, he is bored of life itself.... ...said no-one. I did. I live there. Knockeart is a prem player; albeit lower ilk. Been to see them a few times this season and he scored the goal of the season in any league imo. Twice in one game
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    Alan Pardew

    This is plainly what will happen I fear.
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