Darth Crooks

Was the last player we needed in that situation He nearly scored you berk

Aye would have been a beaut. Ol' statto el twatto Wilkins was adamant Best's goal was the only shot target though?

Wasn't that bad at all tbh. Certainly not the worst i've seen all season. Good to see certsain players providing us with compentence in other positions.

I enjoyed ESPN's David Pleat's slightly pervy sounding comment of Jonas 'has a big heart and a fiiiine set of lungs'

Premier league journeyman experience ftw. tbh Taylor did attend the merseyside version of clairefontaine. Ludicrous.

Barbara Ann The Beach Boys Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... (key change) Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... (key change) Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... Oh Obertan, Just beat your man. You got me frothing an' a moaning Now Hatem's benched despite him scoring; Oh Obertan... Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Obertan.

Wrexham because Kazenga is bound to play out of his skin and bite us on the arse...those bunch of arse biters down there will.

I fucking hate scrot chops like

7 millions pounds worth of strawberry syrup every yer for the rest of his life and he'll not budge come hell nor high water...make it happen

Demba-stards. Das ist nicht gut.

Probably started out as a film replica but years of Argentine scrot vinegar has altered it to the unique form you see today

Great way to celebrate what in the end turned out to be a deserved win. Turn it in with the one-upmanship and just glibly enjoy two great team performances over the last 2 games.

Mask worthy Thunderbastard?

Hampton Court maze has less corners than we've had ffs

Thunder, thunder, thunderbastard! HO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

'Frustrated' pards?

Cabaye = White Geremi tbh

Bloody hell must be more 'frustration' than MB games in regard to Obertan then

Jonas sounds decidedly more involved?

Blatant brothers of destruction double sub on the 79th to put them to the sword.

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Both jonas and raylor put in decent no frills shifts with some decent balls in. Can't complain albeit subdued displays from them. We do need pace and guile down that flank though.

Ba is the best striker in the world with no shame in using the superlative. He's got the lot. Fuck you Titcharito and hair-op heed.

imperious.

The big sign went didnt it? Where the bedsheet mongs and David Craig often dwell