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I know the stadium of light is an easy target, but it's a brilliant example of a soulless dump. SJP is instantly recognisable, right in the city centre, minus the sports direct tat I wouldn't swap it for anywhere.

Cause a stadium that has evolved is a stadium with a history, however mediocre the team may have been. It's why our ground shits on practically every other one in the league.

Deschamps wishes he had a Konchesky type player to bring on, but settles for Ben Arfa.

I took half a shift off to watch Ireland and Bosnia. More cause I'm a tired cunt than a Ireland fan.

He's crap but I'd start him every time over Colback.

Hatem is an international footballer who plays every game like a ten year old on the school playground. Arseholes like Pardew have a problem with that approach, personally I'd buy a season ticket to watch him.

Just transferred him in on PES. 78 rating man, ffs.

Shawcross would need his fucking head looked at if he signed for us.

We looked ragged and wide open after he went off. When Tiote went off we looked just like we normally do with Colback in there.

I'm feeling confident.

Beat Neuer top corner. Just like his penalty on Eat My Goal about 15 years ago. Class is permanent.

Can we not apply for an emergency loan due to a newly created "Rob Elliott" clause? I'm going to the match on Sunday, seriously thinking about fucking it off.

I heard Robbie Savage slating palace at 0-0 for constantly humping the ball to an isolated striker who had little hope of winning it, and no support even if he could win it. That'll all be forgotten about by the morning when all the talk in the papers is of front foot football and fret.

Bet he wishes he'd listened to his dad and gone to Portugal.

I can't see him getting the sack. But if he did who could we bring in? Apart from John Carver, Joe Kinnear and probably Lee Clark who'd want the job?

Cheers lads.

What was his goal like?

Women? Do they just copy a proper team and knock 60 points off everyones stats?

Ditch HBA, start Obertan. On which fucking planet does that make sense?

We dodged a bullet there like.

Was he playing out of position?

Was Haidara injured today? No way he should start ahead of this kid next time out.

First game this season we haven't looked wide open on the left.

ffs enjoy it man. I am enjoying it. And credit where it's due Jack has played reasonably well. I was just pointing out how spectacularly bad he is at something so simple.