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He looks like the Hitler-Youth poster boy.

What's it called when a player lays a penalty off for another player to score? And I don't mean retarded, I mean is there a proper name for it.

I can't see any reason to get rid because we won't buy anyone better. But Sammy will never be a Premiership level winger as long as there's a hole in his arse.

I'm working Tuesday night, get in! I've a feeling it'll be shite.

The commentator's getting on my tits.

Are Nolan and Carroll both fit for them? I haven't seen much footie recently. I can see our winning run ending Saturday.

I know Napoli were on about 4 hours ago but is their home kit dark blue now? Looks shit anyway, used to love the light blue ones.

Them flags flags in the east stand, my god they're atrocious. I remember fat Sams Bolton bringing them in about ten years ago, I used to feel happy because although we never won there at least we weren't some tacky, tinpot outfit. With fans so dense you had signal to them when it was time to cheer.

To be fair we're thinking of sending our kid to a catholic school because the teachers don't take any shit. The nuns could throw a board rubber so hard and accurate they should have been in the Olympics. If board rubber throwing was a sport.

I won't mention the school but one of the priests who taught us was convicted of bumming kids. He never came near me like but I'm not offended.

As nuts as that sounds, I think most of us who went to catholic school are now atheist.

Henderson, Jesus wept.

Controlled it with his cock.

Difficult situation. I criminal having served his sentence should be given a break, but this despicable cunt shows absolutely no remorse and if I were a Sheffield United fan I'd want nothing to do with him.

Ireland bring a leprechaun on.

Really looking forward to this, tbh.

Works his knackers off too.

Oba's still only 30.

If they're that keen on hosting concerts curve both end, they'll get more people in. I suspect it's so their core support feel a connection to the old ground. But if that's the case why not put the away fans 60 yards away from the action too?

Why would you do that? Looks daft.

Good article that. But read the replies! They say more about our fans and neutrals, absolute bunch of dicks!

I'd love to see Ramos at Man United, I've a feeling it would be Jim Leighton-esque.

Toure looks like a Sunday league player at times, moves like he's had five pints and is carrying a couple extra stone. Then BOOM he's as graceful as the hippo in Fantasia.

Gordon Strachan has come out with some belters over the last few years but he's just said "They should change the rules to let Rangers, Hearts and Hibs back into the SPL". On Goals on Sunday. Aye go on then Gordon.

Too Geordie though.