The Bard of Byker

Arsene Wanger

Are you the Bos Boz?

Don't Pjanić, Bosnia!

Emenike's baal greedy.

I was surprised to learn that 'that' song is actually real. 'Melting Pot' by Blue Mink. Unbelievably dodgy lyrics. If memory serves, I'm also sure they played it at HT at SJP when we played Leeds last time in the cup!

Here's a close-up of the pinstripes: http://i61.tinypic.com/2z7ex5f.jpg

Are we just sticking with the beaver teeth monstrosity for another season then?

Benzema's loving it as well.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/if-you-know-what-i-mean-420x250.png

That's King Juan Carlos We're still stuck with King Juan Kerr King Juan Nil Maxi de Fendo

Like how the doesn't even let the translator finish before answering in English, then switches from English to Spanish mid answer towards the end suddenly goes from "yes" to "si" Reminded me of Julio Geordio. 'Just stuck me toe out and it went in'.

Billey Jowens

Poop de Wrong. NPW.

Got anymore stories like that? Yeah but James Milner stole them He likes laughing. It's a laugh, isn't it?

Yeovil away!

The only thing a shirt sponsor cares about is the visibility of their logo. Aesthetic appeal doesn't come into it. In most cases, text in a coloured box is more visible than text against a coloured background.

They ain't called SMBs for nothing.

So embarrassing.

The only small change I would make is have the badger actually stitched into the shirt rather than a patch. Otherwise its perfect. http://www.snookerbacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/badger-3.jpg 'I prefer a patch, marra'

Pleased for Dummy. Dumbo. Whatever.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/26/1398525158489/Abdullah-Abdullah--011.jpg George 'George' Best http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/21/article-1200692-0392DD1A0000044D-973_233x228.jpg Afghan presidential candidate Abdullah Abdullah

The arm rapidly waving up and down is a give away.

Reading connection?

Bof.

Doesn't look like a bad injury to me.