Stottie

Great header. Unstoppable.

Exactly. Chelsea there for the taking. Their attack is screaming out for someone to act as a focal point. It really weakens them.

Whoops. Great ball in, but the easiest we've been undone this season.

I'm just hoping he goes to a club I don't dislike so I can continue following his team. At NUFC, he's proved he's still organizationally and motivationally very sound. The only remaining question would be whether he could use more resources to build a squad and produce tactics capable of consistently beating park-the-bus opposition. With us, I think he's looked the most defensively sound manager in the league. The lack of resources given to him have denied us any chance to see what he can do offensively at Premier League level.

True, but don't the police love them for local rivals like today? It means the game can be played before much drinking time. Awful game mind. Arsenal were very poor.

Christ almighty! Thing is, Kenedy and Ki were always going to be out. So it's more neglect than poor fortune.

Daniel Storey had this transfer down as "likely" in a list of them the other day. He's called Ashley a cheapskate and lamented the situation at NUFC plenty of times, so is not some paid lackey or apologist. I don't expect remotely good things any more, but this one might actually have some chance of happening.

If he's shit in bed, perhaps he doesn't love sushi after all.

FT. Ha ha invincibles my arse. Shit tactics from Klopp. Should have had a go. Will probably get less stick than Rafa though.

Shit defending gets punished.

A City goal was what the game needed, so the second half is set up nicely. A lot of the cagey disjointed stuff wasn't a million miles from one of our matches.

Wicked finish

I'll nudge it back up to three, based on how dopey/out of shape Shelvey looks and Kenedy being off form. Cardiff game looking huge.

International feed just said "it could have been four or five". Amazing how you can score three goals without shots on target.

Indeed. Tactics and organization were fine, and we've made them look ordinary. Just bad timing for Dubs to make an error. The first led to the second on the counter, which was also woefully defended.

Game over. Sucked in toward the ball, leaving Rashford free. Expect massive commentary fap over Man U.

Took me a replay, but yeah, clear as they come.

I'm on an international feed but this is up there with the most praised straight-the-keeper free kicks in history.

Man U replacing 100M of players with another 100M of players. Shit, Dubs error.

A little kick up in noise as we get the ball in their half, let's hope it keeps up. This is a game to be won.

Ballgirl tries to win a corner

Well worked chance for Rondon, even if the cross was too high.

Burney equalize. Huddersfield defence AWOL.

Huddersfield ahead. Burnley defence completely AWOL. We're doing okay so far.

From the relegation season I hated Fistpumps and Colo the most.