Norseman

This young man has stepped up big time the last few weeks. Both on the pitch and off it.

What a fucking goal.

Adios

Amazing

Would pick him ahead of Janmaat if they were both fit atm.

Horror tackle

They've switched off completely. Think we need a win on saturday to keep hope alive.

Carroll 1-0. He's been on fire lately

Absolutely appalling that

Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. I couldn't resist watching that again. The bit about girls. He's so tiny. Looks like a toddler among those cars

Seemed to me a blatant attempt to con the referee into giving a pen. The contact seemed to be after he jumped theatrically into the air. Kudos to the ref. Correct and ballsy decision.

Draw I think

Only chance for us is if they don't turn up. But they will and they will win easily. 3-0 or so

42. That was brutal

What a great and genuine man he is. It's such a huge contrast to the snake Pardew, the idiot Carver and the buffoon McClaren.

He's got ability IMO. Just he has a crap attitude

One of the best the world has seen. RIP

No colback. We will win

There's really no need for it any more. I seem to remember even the families of the victims went public and pretty much said so a while ago?

I'm surprised at how quickly it turned to shit for him at Palace. This is exactly like his time here, just happening in a shorter period of time. Would be funny as fuck if they're relegated this season after the start they had. No wins in 2016 ffs

We're stuck with each other? We're stuck with you, you classless prick. You can sell the club any time you want if you regret buying it so much, so don't come out with this shit.

Tell you why; because Atkinson is a massive cunt.

I love this maniac like. After that shoulder "foul", it looked like he was about to rip the arms off the ref and beat him to death with the severed limbs until he got a chance to think for a second Really hope he can get a few more important goals this season and help keep us up

Absolutely a magical moment. Can't blame De Gea for that one IMO

1-1 coutinho. Brilliant goal