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Good, I hope they get him, genuinely

Isak: “Good summer lads? Anyone been on any nice hols? Nice tan bullseye (Targett)” Joelinton: “Here man, you pure rat. Put this balaclava on and gan on over into that corner so I can bray you. You fucking divvy”

Then send him to the wall

His balance and shift of weight, coupled with his touch is ridiculously good

That’s just silk

Can’t beat a bit of expected progress that doesn’t come to fruition. My favourite transfer window trope

Lovely stuff Eddie

Imagine anyone identifying Darwin Nunez as a priority target. If he goes there he’s basically accepting that his career has failed as well

Just stick a pin in social media please

Did he just stay down?

Might be the worst 30 second clip of a footballer’s action I can recall right now

There’ll be some that constantly take the piss out of him when he’s out of earshot, convinced of it

This lad’s career is in a worse state than gardener Dan. Let’s get it right next time lads

Would like to see Liverpool slowly dissolve in a septic tank

He’d be an amazing replacement to Wilson

It’s like he’s a method actor and he’s been asked to play the role of a cunt and he’s gone in too deep. It feels manufactured how pathetic he is a lot of the time but I think it’s just who he is

Armed with a Bonguk Geom

My guess would be that he’ll be play LW, wide forward to begin with and then perhaps move into being a 10 later on

We’re playing them on 25th April. Hopefully we’ll have locked up the league title by then and Joelinton can take one for the team by gouging out Arteta’s eyes

Step forward Park Seung-Soo

Just 2 on repeat iyam

lot of moving parts to that straight swap deal