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Miggy loves the toon though and he’s a simple lad. We maybe need to send someone in to do some Saudi groundwork with his wife

Madueke is going to be an amazing player if he stays fit. Will probably need to leave Chelsea to fulfil his potential though

NUFC send round some hired hands to rough Miggy up and rob him à la Fargo Miggy:

Looks like a nice lad, got a winning smile

“Not going to question him too much” - translates as I’m not going to shouting from the rafters about it but I will wonder why he didn’t want to see him in training

Not going to question Howe too much if he does make the sale as there’s obviously a lot of pragmatism to it. However, it feels like it would be a missed opportunity if he’s never even trained with us

I’d be in favour of replacing the manager with an England flag and a voice recorder that emits the phrase “Stop the boats” at deafening decibels. When we score it emits the phrase “we’ve got our country back”

Indeed, if they land Potter then that’s an upgrade

Crack on with your derisory offers Man U. What a small time club they’ve become

Think there’s clearly an attitude issue there the way Howe has sidelined him twice. Maybe he’s a snide little shit

Unorthodox it has to be said but Jim rules the roost and they play by his rules. Shame that his rules are absolutely fucking shit and will end up causing more issues for the club

Shame about Pedro, I wanted him and Isak but I guess we were constrained financially. On the subject of medicals. In a case like this where we’re signing a player with a known injury history is there much precedent for the player to arrange medical tests prior to agreements that they send on to the prospective club to evidence they’re not a crock? Meaning that a formal medical like today’s is just a routine thing rather than something which will flag something up we don’t already know?

great work, unsettle your manager, undermine him but don’t get him to walk. Brexit Rat strikes again

Really hope we see this lad in pre-season and he has a chance of staying with us next season. Howe could do something amazing with him potentially

What a weird deal if it goes ahead

Feel for Forest, they were haphazard but you can’t fault them for trying their best to build a side that could stay in the Premier League. It’s hard for them to attract quality players so they just threw money at it. It’s going to be an absolute nightmare for teams coming up from the Championship to compete in the PL with these regulations nowadays as most teams need a squad revamp when promoted to stand a chance of surviving

Sesko is a proper tease like, same thing happened when he originally signed for Leipzig didn't it?

It's got to be one of those surveys where the question is "who's your local team" and then "would you rather they won or England" rather than approaching actual fans of their respective clubs directly

Four year or five year? Who’s in the mud, Romano?

Why the fuck would anyone want their country to win over their club? Who are these people?

Definitely sustainable. Strong and stable even

Aye, I’d be all over Madueke

Luis Suarez the best non-Dutch player to ever come direct from the Dutch league to the premier league?

He’s got the best delivery in the squad from dead ball and on the move, he also strikes a ball incredibly well but he’s not a good midfielder aside from that. Depends what you want from him I guess