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Nope

Fuck Sesko

What a stupid arrogant twat

If this all falls through then I can confirm I will be relentlessly posting about us needing to sign Dibling, don’t worry about that lads and lasses

HayDen Traces can’t read, pass it on

I imagine they went two-year with a desire that the Saudis go way over his value after another year

Salah’s almost done, he’ll fade out a bit this season and the season after (if he’s still there) he’ll be a shadow

Just not one that dominates the ball. For a team that doesn’t have a lot of the ball he’s perfect

Grim day of news, need ten purples to make up for this filth

They may have had to change their plans but it doesn’t excuse saying “you can’t have this player as well take him, unless of course you give us that player of yours that’s the highest rated striker in the world for well under their value”. It’s a fucking joke. It’s also a pathetic way for them to treat Ekitike, just using him

This has been a pathetic window from Liverpool. If you wanted Isak you should have not blown everything on Wirtz. To then try and muscle in on Ekitike by saying they won’t let us get him if we don’t sell Isak is incredible really. Proper dogshit negotiating and they deserve nowt for how they’ve carried on. Hope they get stung to fuck by this

Embedded tweet in here confirming Hugo’s flying in for a medical before 5pm today please

Not going to stop laughing when that happens

Load up the cum cannons

I swear man, if Saudis come in and buy Nunez for an inflated price I’m going to find it very hard to follow football in the same way I have done most of my life

Rodrygo would be perfect for them, go after Rodders and keep Nunez and stay the fuck away from our players and targets

I agree that this could make us more bullish actually

If we get shafted this summer because of these ridiculous financial restrictions then I’m all for us just taking the absolute piss and selling some mad shit off. Sick to fucking death of the state of football off the pitch anyway, may as well get some enjoyment out of it before it inevitably kills itself

The answer is to get completely fucked. Turn up with £200m and it’s a conversation you rat fuckers

Do absolutely everything possible to get this done

Delap’s made a terrible mistake like

Everyone thought KSA would destroy football in buying us but the plotline was a bit more nuanced than that

Desire Doue

Time to go nuclear here and get Ekitike in even if it costs us a few extra million. Keep Isak and win the league. Have Eddie Howe take a shit on Slot’s bald head at Anfield, then Osula can dance on over and squidge it all over Slot’s face