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Medical department in tears

Fair enough, got to respect his loyalty to them and they’re on the up

The gardener just hates doing work obviously. Seems like this has all been an elaborate ploy to get out of work for another six months plus

Burnley not being “difficult” about it?

Nice to be positive but I’m struggling to see Kuol as a future captain

If we've placed him on gardening leave because we can see that he's had contact with a separate employer, sharing confidential information then he hasn't got a leg to stand on in arbitration arguing that we've sacked him. Fucking idiot

Glad Sean Casey has rubber stamped this one, what a knacker

If he's done that then it's going to be even worse for him now that we have evidence of him breaking confidentiality

Great start to the window

I'm surprised by these takes. None of this is interfering with us bringing someone new in. We couldn't care less about Dan at this point other than squeezing as much money out of it as possible, it's not going to affect us in any way in terms of our own plans

Aye, a saga for them. We’re just getting on and doing our business while they blow themselves up

honestly, this is incredible. What a start to the post-season

Oh Jim, you’re not cut out for this game. You need to shut the fuck up from now on rather than running your mouth

Loving the hate here, loving it

He going to do some crowdfunding for that PR work? Or is Seb Coe on the case for that too?

Don’t like the sound of that but it’ll be interesting to see how he sets up a team where the defence has had some major problems this season, Badiashile, looking at you

I imagine there’s been a copium epidemic over there?

This guy who can’t work an email is #1 lads, the best in the business

good day for the football forum today like

I absolutely love how fucking stupid they are

Utter fucking clownshow of a club, thank fuck they binned him though

My top target for the summer is Zendaya

Good thing he’s an extremely competitive unhinged freak otherwise he’d be rightfully pissed off about it

It’s a very astute signing, going into a CL campaign. It makes a lot less sense for us with our best outcome being Europa Conference

Find it impossible to remember the whole season. Schar’s goal against PSG is the only one that really sticks in my mind