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Man of the match for me

Thought he was class save for a nervy couple of touches early on and that stray pass in the second half. Surprised by how good he is in the air. Obviously he’s tall but he looks so much stronger this season

Much better from Willock today. He looked gassed early in the first half so I wonder how his conditioning is. He was much more aggressive today and hungry for the ball and he did some excellent work in transition, really happy for him. Just needs to get into top shape

This lad’s knees are a concern

Howay Supertoon, we’re going to be just fine

Wonder if we’ll see another turn on the right wing late on for Osula

Howay Miley lad

I love an announcement to follow at a later date, really whets the appetite

This feels almost nailed on. Barnes to score today

I imagine “on your Todd” Boehly’s approach will be to drop another £500m on players which he’ll recoup by charging fans £3k a ticket through his touting website

Nope

I‘d be very confident predicting it won’t last and it won’t last like this beyond halfway into next season. You don’t turn in constant abject performances where you’re not even jogging like he did at Man U without there being a major issue. Even all the problems at that club don’t allow for someone to play like that. He’ll get a contract and then it’ll fall apart quickly

No chance mate, the worst result we’ll get will be a draw but I’m confident we’ll win

Wish I’d recorded it so I can listen to it whenever I need a pick-me-up

Confident it’s going to be a horrible game for Man U

Performance bonuses galore, go buy yourself more tat you don’t need

Cooper currently on a one-way ticket to Yoker

Faes desperate to add to his own goal record

They just have nothing, no threat, no build up play, no solidity, no system

Zero strengths and zero quality

Always strikes me that Wout Faes’ confidence massively outstrips his ability

He’ll have ruined so many people’s lives during his time through his own incompetence and he’ll always come back to an argument of saying that he’s provided jobs for people and put money in their pockets. He’s an absolute cunt and it’s a joy to see him make a complete fool of himself daily

Would be the least surprising transfer ever given the consistent noise