gbandit

PAS? A disguised dig at ASM, the grumblers will love it

0-3 win. Hall to get a goal

The Magnum group

Yes please

Newcastle players are mercurial French flair players, that’s the strongest consistent type of player we’ve seen over three decades

I quite like him as well but I think we’re going to see a rattier version next season. Spurs are still in the middle of a rebuild. They’re the most at risk from the richest six of getting pushed out and if they start next season poorly it’ll fall apart before Christmas I think

One of the greatest moments in NUFC history. Fuck the trophies, Colo tried to murder a child

Elite shithousery from Olympiakos does the trick

Olympiakos’ arse is falling out here

I imagine this has been commented on already but why are Villa and Olymp wearing dark coloured tops with some similar shading

Stupid Spursy idiots. The honeymoon is well and truly over

The next piece in the puzzle. I love Pope and will be happy with him for a long time to come if his shoulder is ok but a keeper who can actually play with a football would transform us

Can we get James in here to tell us that he’s put out a hit on Tonali due to the lack of an apology. Need to balance the good news a bit in here

I think it’s fairly clear to see that Rat’s approach is “you pay for it, I’ll ruffle some feathers”. The Glazers aren’t going to be investing huge money into the club and id be very surprised if Rat does long-term either. The project is enormous to turn around as it’s been left to fall apart for over a decade

The difficult thing is they’re very different players and offer completely different strengths to the team: Trippier - defensively very solid positionally, remarkably good in the air considering his height, our main route for building attacks from defence, takes all set pieces and creates most chances from crosses Tino - fantastic ball carrier, good recovery pace, good in the air, very solid positionally. Won’t create a lot of chances from crosses but is an amazing attacking outlet

Aye, no one gives a fuck. We just want some decent coin and for King Rat to be visited by Rentokil

I don’t watch Real a lot but the two CL games I’ve watched Rodrygo has been quality. 70 million euros would be a great price with him playing right wing / back up forward

Exceptional work Wormy

Just got to hope they can at least get a draw at PSG

That’s the Dembele we all know

Outrageous save

Aye, sounds like a prime wanker

Rat can say whatever he wants. He clearly loves running his mouth. Not sure a single thing he’s said so far has helped Man U

Don’t know the full story but port vale appear to be the team he played for the most (30 apps). He appears to have had barely a career unless the stats aren’t accurate. Hard to imagine someone hating Port Vale that much