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This would be a really good deal I think

He’s quite a difficult player to summarise, plays like a 10. Has very good technique and often does impressive things while also messing up incredibly simple things far too often. I think he’s likely to become a really good consistent player with time and for a price under £35m he’d be worth it but I have no idea what he’d go for. I don’t think we should be in for him at £40m or above

It’s going to be complete shite, players are going to be burnt out and phoning it in. There’ll be huge numbers of dud games and the financial nonsense associated with it is a disaster for football. Can’t wait for it to be over and won’t be watching a minute of it

This news was the shot in the arm fans needed. Summer window’s saved

Makes too much sense not to

Got absolutely no recollection of what his game is like, his stats look decent but I’m drawing a total blank on him

If we were to sell Gordon, is Nico Williams still an option? Not in terms of ability as he’s class but financially

Love this

Oh Elric

Jim telling lies in order to justify sacking people who barely earn a living. He’s an absolute ghoul. They may have had more staff than most other teams but they also brought in more money than anyone else. Jim’s approach to firing staff is from the Ashley playbook and will massively damage their finances in the future https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cj09pn56361o

Don’t have a strong sense as to what that means for us, probably very little but can’t be bad

Sanchez not someone they’re looking to offload? To be honest, you can never tell with Chelsea as they’re thick as fuck but I’d be driving him to West Ham in their shoes

Decided to avoid the bath in solidarity with our lack of transfer news. Was told by HR today that my position is now vacant

This isn’t easy for me or any of us, I’m at real pains in being the one to cast the dagger but I think we can all agree the punishment fits the crime. I beseech the forum elders to rename @andycap as andycrap.

Wat?

Eh? Absolutely zero chance that’s true

Enormous fuck off to this

I’m guessing he didn’t share any actual names though?

Obviously the juice is running dry there

Name a bigger journeyman than Jefferson Louis https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Louis

I think prime Pope is better than prime Krul

Oscar Bobb?

Did they design a kit then ask Pep to gob all over it?

You can have him Al-Ahli

Respect to Bruno F for rejecting Al-Hilal. He may be a rat but he’s not a sewer rat