gbandit

Knows some of the most famous turtles the world has ever seen

Well aye, don’t think anyone other than the most impressionable sportswashed fools think anything different

Dan Burn shits on the face of media training nonsense. So great to see someone just being themselves

I’m sure there’ll be loads of media outrage

Get @Gottlob in here if there’s suggestions we should try re-sign Arma

Calm down son, we’re not signing Grealish and if we sign DCL it’ll be for nothing and will make sense even if he’s on decent wages

Iraola

What a farce of a job that would be

Dembele has had some game pulling the strings

Someone needs to get a restraining order in place against Rio to safeguard Doue

Fuck me, doesn’t get any better than that

Can’t stand him

Think he’s just a polarising player. When he’s good he’s very good but he’s very up and down with performances

Maybe I’m becoming a grumpy old man but I hate these whistles in the crowd. Constantly think the ref’s blowing to stop play

Kvara fluffing his lines tonight

Barella’s very good technically, not anywhere near as athletic as Tonali and not as much of an all rounder. Barella’s an excellent playmaker though

Imagine standing with your phone out recording this match rather than watching it, should be thrown out the ground. Doue, a complete joy

Beautiful goal that

Mendes has to be up there in the top five best players in the world

Howay Dembele, hope you and Doue have a stormer. Kvara fireworks too please

Why the fuck does every major sporting event have to have this utter nonsense before it

It’ll be us one day, and quite possibly before 2035

Is he on the market? I really liked the look of him before his injury. Would likely be a risk

Haven’t seen that guy in ages, he’s class. There’s a lot of money to be made by being a fan everyone hates

I’m all for some kind of punishment but this feels a bit much like