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Hearing that Houghton is in line for a shock recall as manager of NUFC

Rayan Cherki under Pep? Nah, that would go badly wrong. MGW would be great for them

Best season of my life, even though from a playing perspective it often wasn’t. Genuine miracle that Howe has achieved this, although this is who he is as a coach, absolutely top drawer

Chelsea will flip him for more money in a couple of years and so the cycle continues. Can’t respect a single player that ever goes there

Dat flopping tho

He was a much better fit for us when we were more of a counter attacking side. Not having space to run into + injuries have meant he just isn’t that useful anymore. If he can trust his body and not break down there are still a lot of sides that would be lucky to have him

Fairly sure we’re at the stage of his career where the story’s being written by George R R Martin

Aye, in fairness to Beto, he won more aerial duels than anyone else I can ever recall against Burn

Get the thread started because the transfer bath has been running for the last few hours and I’ve flooded the bathroom and my downstairs toilet

After all the bullying allegations this week this rings a little hollow. Thoughts are with those who’ve spoken out after being targeted

Excited about this as much as I can be about a goalkeeper I’ve never seen play

I don’t fully understand why players always agree terms there so easily. Haven’t they completely changed their wage structure to offer a low base salary with huge incentives that are dependent on them getting a lot of game time?

Good to see some early suggestions for Wor Flags banners next season. Think that Mitchell one is snappy enough to work

Big Vlach’s like a fine wine, make it £35m and we can begin to think about parting ways with a player who’s been transformative for us

Why don’t we just let Chelsea buy the fifty players they want and then everyone else can get on with their business

As if it’s a bad thing for us that there’s another north east club in the league. Way better for the players to not have to travel long distances every other week

You could cast Thomas Frank and Unai Emery as the killers in a gritty European detective noir with Eddie Howe as the calm collected cop with his sidekick Jason Tindall flying off the handle and getting up in suspects’ faces. Fairly sure you’ve got a multi-million pound award winning series there. Dan Burn would be an excellent undertaker with some secrets to share

I could get behind this provided it incentivised him not being on the pitch

Arsenal at home?

Ben Jacobs doesn’t deserve the title of legit, he should have been thrown out the moon door a decade ago

He’s a brilliant player, has pretty much the best range of passing and crossing in the league, has great vision, strikes the ball exceptionally well. I wouldn’t say he’s bad at carrying the ball but his strengths are all about how he moves the ball on

Had a feeling DCL fucked up his chance yesterday because he wanted us to get CL football for him joining us

Is Nkunku off this window?

Perfect analogy

Fuck off, not you