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Hilarious how everyone is ghosting Everton. Who else could we offload to them?

I think Gordon is a great addition, Ashby fits the profile of player we need at RB, have never seen him so can’t comment on his game at all. Mainly delighted that we’ve finally managed to shift some of our players who are not going to contribute much more to the club. Hope someone can find a home for Fraser before the end of today

Is it a typically vague long-term deal?

My deadline day hard-on is flaccid. Might just call it a day now

Looking forward to finding out how ‘important’ the fee is. With six months left and at his age, we must be talking £7m-£8m max. Hope Arsenal don’t get too generous

No embedded tweets but a couple of pages in half an hour, not happy lads, not one bit

Maybe you should have trusted him and played him, David?

He was explosive in the air, I remember some fantastic finishes, can’t really remember the misses as my memory of those days isn’t great so I’m sure you’re right on consistency

Really? What makes you think that? I think he’d be a great fit for Howe but I think we’d think he was out of our reach financially and I don’t think we’d be near the top of the list of teams he’d want to go to

Ferdinand was physical, explosive and so clinical. I feel like Wilson sometimes matches him for clinical finishing but doesn’t come close with the explosive power and bursts of pace that tore defences apart

Seems a very Leicester player, what does that mean for Barnes?

Been our most consistent player all season. Poor Burnley got absolutely rinsed. He never ever messes up his positioning or decision making

He’s about as reliable as Sean Casey but has a blue tick

I think we’ll make top six even with a key injury but top four basically requires that all our best players remain fit until the end of the season, which is very unlikely

It’s extremely damaging to them long-term. So many players’ careers will come to nothing there while Chelsea stack up enormous debts. They’re gross and I can’t wait for Boehly to fuck off and take his ‘human capital’ approach with him, the utter freak

Aye, he’s climbing inside his own arse of late. He’s very reliable even though he doesn’t break things early, it doesn’t mean he needs to make himself into a personality with it and should realise people only follow him because his information is accurate, not because he’s got some wacky lines

I think we’ll bring someone in on loan, someone with PL experience but I wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t

I just want clubs to play hardball with them and not pay loan fees and not cover full wages if they’re going to take players on loan. Chelsea will be absolutely desperate to shift players so everyone else should look at that and realise they’re in a position of strength

Needs to be a coordinated process by all other clubs in the league to fuck Chelsea over

The smart money is on Everton going for big Hamza C at the last minute tomorrow

Great goal

Bruno and Jow are adorable in that video like, clearly best buds. The way Howe talks in such a direct way with all his attention focused on the person he’s talking to is really powerful. He switches from super relaxed to serious in a heartbeat, what an incredible manager. Gordon seemed like he was loving it in the video to be honest

What a class act. Our team is full of leaders and he’s right up there

Let’s call it a day on referring to people as being ugly like, feels a bit unnecessary

Would be fantastic if we can get Fraser and Lewis some suitors and a new club. What happened to all the Everton links for Fraser?