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Please be a home tie. Please be a home tie

Lerl at West Ham

Bruno, sort your run up out, that was like watching a car crash in slow motion

Fuck’s sake, that was horrific to watch. You bloody legend Pope

Bruno, Botman, Wood, Saint-Max, Trippier I’d go with

Oooff

Wasn’t Will Hughes touted as a big prospect? What happened, he just didn’t push on?

Sounds like we’re piling on the pressure or as Steak Bakes likes to say, pressure on the piles

Raisbeck having to not only commentate on the whole match but also try and explain for the listeners what Ando’s sounds mean, it’s a joke man

Definitely Schar on, I’d imagine Lascelles might be alright on Pels but that’s based on absolutely nothing other than him having a good attitude

See how you feel if we make it to a semis or final soon

Fuck me, Burn has to be one of the worst headers of the ball in terms of attacking threat in the PL

Sounds like a game that's been massively lacking in attacking quality for both sides, not a massive surprise given the line ups

Ando is essentially just a sea of different groans, most of which sound despairing, but some are just confusing. Why doesn't he just record a few hours of groans and then randomise them each time we play? We'd get as much of an understanding about what was going on on the pitch

Might be a blessing this isn’t televised, sounds rough from both sides so far. Although the last couple of minutes have sounded a bit brighter. Forgot quite how much John Anderson is the human version of the meme ‘man yelling at clouds’

I’ve got nothing against debate and people being critical whilst backing it up but I can’t stand the lads who have an agenda and pop up when it suits to spout negativity, or the people who lose their heads after a run of two bad results

Was looking back through the old pages in the thread and a lot of the naysayers and angry men don’t appear to post much anymore, it’s class

Wilson rested I reckon, Wood deserves a start in the cup after so long out and just getting a good goal

Anderson’s going to have a cracking first half, guaranteed

Personally think that’s a quality line up to be putting out, especially with Chelsea at the weekend. Bench is very strong but I think we have enough on the pitch to win it without the big names. Big Jow for a goal and Anderson to get an assist. Hopefully we win convincingly but Olise scores so we get another one of his interviews

Can I get some page references for some anti-Howe takes? Trying to remember what my take was, think I was fairly supportive once Emery dropped out but I think most in the board were, weren’t they?

Absolutely love hearing about ££M cash injections

I know it’s been mentioned elsewhere and probably in here but I’d love a Jonas flag, with the Spider-Man mask on, and then strings of spider webs could spring out from it connected to another flag of Colo, perhaps the image of him choking that pre-pubescent lad in the friendly

Fuck, that’s absolutely awful

He certainly doesn’t look as sharp as before, but he plays in a side that make few chances. He’s still great in the air but he’s almost entirely dependent on Iwobi for playing through balls as they have so few creative players