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Everton are on a nasty run of form here, they’re going to be in a relegation battle all season now, after it initially looked like they were more organised. Good thing they’ve got Frank “I already knew these players were shit, I gave them a chance to prove me wrong and what did they do? They played shit” Lampard at the wheel

They should put a few microphones around the stands in grounds to pick up more of that stuff, absolutely love some crowd abuse that comes through on the mic

Ref’s should be allowed to wear those Covid visors when Kane’s spitting on them

Pope: “You rang?”

It absolutely has to be Joelinton wide left if it’s not Maxi. I’d definitely play Jow their today

Hope we annihilate this sorry excuse for a football club today. Can’t wait to see them flushed out of the top four places this season and in seasons to come. They were the original shitheads of the premier league and continued on that way year after year under the oligarch. Enjoy your time in the shade

What’s horse shit? He’s an amazing coach who creates attacking teams that are relentless, but it requires huge physical exertion from players and defensively they’ll always ship goals. Historically, he averages 1-2 seasons in each post and that is largely due to his teams burning out

Great short term option, love him but as always, after two years it’ll start to fall apart

That goal was class, fair play to them, really nice football and a great finish

Every other team in the PL in the mud, hope you like the taste lads. There’s more to come

Seems like such a good lad on top of being a great keeper. How the fuck is everything about our club class right now

If he stays fit I’d be amazed if he doesn’t get minutes, but it’ll be late subs as Gareth’s not known for being proactive

Can you imagine being around this guy in training? You’d feel fucking class just being around his positivity. Gives me a lift just seeing his face, it’s like watching dog videos on YouTube

Wow, I can't remember it being so bad that most of the posters had given up on him or turned but there's almost universal despair on those pages

He’s a wrecking ball but sadly it’s himself that gets wrecked every time

I’d do the sub-forum again, kept things tidy and was great to have a thread for all the games

Not sure we need to make any major judgements on the lad. He offers something completely different in our side and is an outstanding dribbler, yes, he has struggled generally to play the right ball and weight it well but with some of Howe’s coaching he could easily improve those aspects of his game. Looking forward to seeing what he brings over the rest of the season and hope he stays injury free

Remember his transfer to Liverpool fell through because of a medical, no? Did he get some bionic legs after that? I remember thinking he looked amazing in clips when I heard he was going to Liverpool

I mean, he’s both our best player and up there already as one of the very best players to have ever played for the club, it doesn’t mean that we can’t criticise the way he took his penalty

2-1 win, Botman and Willock

It makes absolutely no footballing sense to do a stutter run up: you have no momentum, you’ve already used up more energy than you need to, it gives you extra time to think, you probably can’t time how you come onto the ball well so its difficult to gauge quite how much power you need to generate. Needs fucking outlawing before it happens again at NUFC. I think players do it thinking it’s going to lessen their nerves as they can slow down and speed up when they want to and feel more in control but it does the absolute opposite

Think he just left after things got too positive around here

Are they a Ken M football Twitter account? From reading other tweets, this must be them Ken M’ing

Agreed. I’m absolutely livid that people were calling for him to get minutes, incandescent about it in truth

His penalty was marginally worse than Firmino’s miss