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Played us more like

It’s my birthday today, would be a nice present if Bruce left

To be honest, I generally don’t like going back in for previous managers and clearly he’s not going to walk away from Everton as he’s too honourable. However, if there was one manager I would trust to build us into a consistently strong team, challenging for silverware season on season it would be Rafa and I don’t think it would take him more than three years. Gutted we didn’t get the takeover sorted when he was here

Playing in the manager’s image

Course Moyes says Bruce is doing a brilliant job midweek, he knows he’s getting six points with Bruce in a job

Fuck me, we’re unwatchable defending around our box

Has to be one of the safer places to have a heart attack surely, with medical support on hand so quick. Hopefully the quick response means they’ll be ok

Joelinton’s chest must have had the most touches in the game so far

Shades of Colback there from Longstaff

Fuck’s sake, it’s literally Hayden, Saint-Maximin and Wilson and a bunch of chancers

Aye

We’re going to get done here, defensively we’re so badly organised

Foul defending there, time and space

Caught them with their pants down

The lads are fired up here, lovely

Love him, always will. Just want him to have some consistent connection to the club in an ambassador role. Would love to see him in the stands every few weeks

What’s the likelihood of fans turning on Ole @Froggy? The feeling in the fan base must be that his time is up right?

Lampard is pretty much bottom of the list for me, along with the PFM crew. Clearly, Gerrard had been much more convincing in management but he’s hardly tried and tested and I’ve never liked him much. Would like us to go abroad because the crop here is poor. Rodgers would have been a great option but I’m not that disappointed that he’s not keen on it as he’s a bit of a twat

Merson’s such a difficult person to not dislike. I read about his gambling issues and think, fuck, poor guy but he has possibly the most relentlessly shit footballing opinions from almost any pundit, especially about us. Would be good if he could just hold his hands up and say “you know what, I don’t have much to say on this topic as I’m thick as fuck and completely uninformed”

Kane’s done a Fernando Torres this season. Ball just keeps bouncing off him. I know players go through bad spells but he’s not even looking like scoring in good positions

Man, Kane is a shadow of his former self right now

Great post this, I was thinking the other day about how I’d get hung up on little details in matches like substitutions, ref decisions, the starting 11 etc but could barely muster any interest ever since Rafa left. Can’t wait to start caring about football again

Genuinely wouldn’t wish this cunt on anyone

She’s an absolute fucking heavyweight, what she’s achieved is astonishing. I’m sure that she’s been the biggest driving force behind this takeover. If this all plays out in a way where we’re competitive and can grow again as a club instead of stagnating then she’ll be adored forever more up here

New fax machine so we can those signings over the line