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They managed to send Frenkie to jail yet?

Bruno controls a game better than any midfielder we’ve had. Beardsley was clearly a better dribbler and goalscorer, Lee was an outstanding goalscorer too. Ben Arfa had the highest ceiling in terms of footballing technique but his overall game can’t compare to the other names even though I love him. I just love having a midfielder who just bosses all aspects of the game. It’s like he’s an 8 or 9 out of 10 in all areas of his game.

Pearson with the smackdown, I like it

What? A season-long loan or Coady. Am I completely out of the loop, why is that an attractive offer for Wolves?

Yeah, I feel sorry for him and it could make things tricky for us if we pick up any injuries but long-term (and by that, I mean from next season) I struggle to see him in this side

He could be their Shefki Kuqi. I hope Man U get some new coaches in as they’re obviously struggling, I’d recommend Djibril Cisse, El Hadji Diouf and Lee Cattermole if they want to build squad harmony

Eddie is extremely tight-lipped when it comes to transfers and even he says we’re targeting 1-2 players in attacking positions. He wouldn’t be saying that if he wasn’t almost positive we were bringing in at least one player. Honestly man, there’s still three weeks left

He was always an angry man, a gammon before his time, but we helped his anger reach its full potential

I definitely think they’re odds on to stay up. If Mitro stays fit all season I think they’ll be absolutely fine

More shite business from Chelsea all round. No doubt he’ll be back to his best in Germany too

Puts together a highlights package from one game that some players would love to have across half a season, 7/10, and that’s your lot

I know people say they’re too big to fail and long-term they probably are, but short-term I could see things getting nasty for them. They’ve not so much cooked the books as burnt them in a blast furnace

And they fill it in that horror show of a stadium

This looks an excellent piece of business. Think he’ll adapt well to the premier league and that’s a good price for Brentford

Could see people spending a decent amount in a raffle / competition / auction for some of the banners as memorabilia. Which would help the coffers for future displays

I reckon it’ll come from the French market and will be with the same sort of profile as Ekitike or Mara. We’ve clearly extensively scouted France based on the reports that have come out of our interest in players

I think he’s a good character and will be decent for them but their squad needs improving at the other end more than in defence. Either way, I think they’re in for a painful season hovering around the relegation spots

Martial must be a frustrating one for Man U fans. When he first arrived he looked amazing, and he was young so there was loads of hope for him to be an elite striker. He’s gone backwards though, are there reasons why? He’s not had bad injuries right?

Don’t want Bruno leaving this club without cementing himself as a club legend and with trophies on top

Lee Charnley appointed - quadruple bogey

Oh dear

Why spend £80m on a striker when you could spend it on Harry Maguire

Someone hoy that in the ace posts section please, haven’t laughed this much in weeks

Love it when Froggy lashes out, one of my favourite N-O tropes

Chiellini clearly has zero respect for the MLS