JUICE690

I can’t tell who’s being serious anymore

I just realised you can close quotes by tapping on the little arrow.

Explaining makes it sound even worse.

Lush that for Sandro

Fucking manic in here. Throw your internet chairs through an internet window. Let's fuck shit up!

Bang average side when we're still fielding Longstaff, Murphy, Krafth. Not sure what's up with Gordan, seems way off the pace and without him we have zero outlet. Thought we were too reliant on him last season, so when he's not firing on 'any' cylinders we're bereft of attack down the wings. Should be 0-0 though. Hate gifted goals like that.

God I hate it when we pass it back to Pope, only for him to boot it out aimlessly.

Cellar door.

Forgot we had him back for a bit. Hopefully we avoid rushing players back with the new guy in.

How long's he been out? Seems like an age.

Assistant (to the) regional manager.

Phew

How long left? Wondering if it’s worth finding a stream.

Reckon this is all a big PSR smokescreen.

Quick google shows we tried to sign him last year. Though I can't be arsed to dig and further so possibly bullshit.

Premier League's 'not easy' FFP admission in front of Newcastle takeover lawyer by Ciaran Kelly Newcastle United have set out to comply with the Premier League's profit and sustainability rules but the top-flight's own KC admitted the regulations are 'not perfectly drafted' The Premier League's profit and sustainability rules are 'not perfectly drafted' and 'not easy to construe'. That is the view of Jane Mulcahy, KC, on behalf of the top-flight, after an independent commission dismissed a challenge by Leicester City following an alleged breach of the regulations in 2022/23. Leicester had questioned whether an independent commission had the jurisdiction and authority to hear the case after the Premier League referred the club back in March, but this was rejected. Leicester, who were represented by, among others, Nick De Marco, the KC who previously acted for Newcastle, have appealed the decision. Although this case, obviously, concerned Leicester, there were some striking wider points in the commission's written reasons. The commission explained that the purpose of the PSR rules are to 'prevent overspending and poor financial management that may lead to a club's insolvency and jeopardise the club, the integrity of the competition and the sport of football and, to a lesser extent, preserve fair competition between the PL clubs'. The commission's use of the words 'lesser extent' regarding fair competition felt significant just a few months after football finance expert Kieran Maguire said the top-flight's failure to raise permitted losses in line with inflation had hit upwardly mobile clubs such as Newcastle 'hardest' following the takeover. Perhaps, what was most grabbing was the Premier League's own legal representative's take on rules that were introduced more than a decade ago. "We do accept it is possible that the PL rules were drafted in a manner that is unsatisfactory, anomalous or exposed a gap," the commission stated in their written reasons. "Ms Mulcahy KC conceded on behalf of the PL at the hearing that 'it is not easy to construe these rules' and that 'they are not perfectly drafted'." The existing PSR rules, which limit losses to up to £105m over a three-year period, remain in place as Newcastle know only too well after a late scramble to raise funds last weekend, but Premier League clubs are trialling squad cost regulations and top to bottom anchoring in shadow. This will enable the league and clubs to fully evaluate the system, including the operation of UEFA’s equivalent new financial regulations, and to complete consultation with all relevant stakeholders.

The abs are a great touch.

Never understood the desire from fans to deep throat their clubs owners. It’s icky. Ours included.

Not just me then. Been awful.

Is there a team out there as slimy as the Portuguese? Team full of cunts.

Keeping an eye on his letterbox I imagine.

Held my run towards goal, to hit a volley (with my right) as a pass dropped over my left shoulder. Crashed off the underside of the crossbar and out off the line. About as good as it got for me.

England looked the better side. Penalty cursed.

Everyone bored then?