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Their kit looks so cheap. A proper market stall second year uni student effort.

Embarrassing from Willock

VAR will chalk this off.

Tuna? That'll do, Jeff.

We call him Stifler. He's alright tbf.

'It's the man delivering the presents, honey, go back to bed' 'Alright, but why hasn't he got any pants on and why are you so out of breath?'

John Barnes scored a cracking header for us too. Agree Bruno's last minute winner should be in there too just due to the context.

Name sounds a bit like Anthony Gordon in forrin.

Doubt it, would think they'd have a professional company to do that.

Which season?

Hojlund is fucking mint

Love Beg Jow shouting at their physio to hurry up

GOOOOOOOALLLL FUCKING WHAT

Couple of times we've had a decent ball in but the attacking players are attacking the wrong area to get on the end.

How long until Shortstaff is eligible for Canadian citizenship?

Every kebab shop in Newcastle.

'Both vying for the right to test themselves on that hallowed St James' turf next season'

Mate, they've just sold their women's team to themselves for £200m quid and you're worrying about if they'll be able to stay within the rules?

And no other man has ever faced having to work away from home a few days a week. It's an unsolvable problem that nobody in any line of work has ever faced before.

They'll play defensively so it'll be a cagey, low scoring 7-4 to us. Clean sheet for Pope, 2 points lost rather than one point gained. Leicester to progress but get knocked out in the next round.

Well, stop bumping it then....

WTF is this shit? NWOAT. @NotMike Lock this bitch.

I'd be happy with CL or Europa. CL, we get that revenue boost and probably hold onto our purples, Europa we have a decent chance of replacing some of the cobwebs in our trophy cabinet with some silverware. Conference league would be the consolation prize and a bit meh but, at the end of the day, it's European football and another chance to win something.