loki679

Hard power is the military Maybe I missed it, but I don't remember Qatar bombing UEFA HQ.

Tell me we don't improve players at this club

Just an underwhelming signing. For the price I'd expect a lot more than Elanga. Do our scouting team just sit at home watching MOTD reruns or something?

33 years old, always injured, can't run anymore and hasn't scored a goal in a year? BETTER SNAP HIM UP BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES Fucking idiotic decision if this hapens.

Surely just a courtesy ahead of him signing for some other lucky bunch.

It's like the 55 year old millionaire convinced his 20 year old model girlfriend is with him for his personality

Need a Globemaster rather than a Gulfstream for that rancid pile.

I can understand the Saudi teams having to pay inflated wages to get players to go over there but the inflated transfer fees make no sense. If a team will accept £50m, why are they steaming in with a first offer of £80m+?

We're never getting a right winger, are we?

Osula's looked pretty decent tbf.

So all our hopes lie with crippled Wilson and the worst Man Utd team in history. Mint.

Hope not cos it doesn't feel like we're gonna score at all right now.

HTL

Omedi for me lyk. Montiel second.

Someone kidnap him.

Still think we should be going 70k minimum.

Why's there a big patch in the middle of the arm? Looks like something your Nana made

Signing players from the PL is stupid. £60m for Pedro ffs, you're having a laugh. STOP TRYING TO BUY PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYERS, IT'S A RIP OFF.

Are magpies usually blue? Or is that just a nod to the average temperature in the north east?

It's a shame that everyone in the country doesn't carry around some kind of device that can quickly and discreetly take high quality pictures. Would be a bonus if this device could also connect to the internet to upload said pictures. Reckon there's a potential market there, gonna get mesel on Dragon's Den.

Crazy people. Fuck Man United, I hope they lose twice.

Sorry, didn't realise they'd made a simple pot draw shit too. Barcelona, Inter, Benfica, Villarreal, Zagreb, Bruges, Athletic and Zvezda then.

Zagreb, Villarreal and Barcelona please