loki679

I hate Man Utd as much as the next man but I really hope they absolutely rinse them. £80m for the pair or something stupid.

Freddy Cheezo in and it's a 10/10 window.

Just name the thread 'Wanker football for wankers' and be done with it.

Love is all around me....

Kappa badge is a bit high, looks out of alignment with the club crest.

I don't think anyone wanted to compete with them on what shits they could be.

Can we not just move FFP brick by brick to Beamish?

The key thing is to take the situation as a whole. We need to look at how we can rehabilitate not just him but his girlfriend too and then string the cunt up by his bollocks and let charvers hoy enough rocks at him that he looks like a Picasso.

Bit of a fall from grace for Barca, they were everyone's darlings not so long ago.

Still plenty of time left yet and it hasn't been bad so far. Another 2 (maybe even 1 depending on the player) good signings can take it from a decent window to excellent.

Not one original thought between the lot of you. Even Branko has you lot on toast.

Aye, height of humour that and not at all predictable.

The stupid gifs are worse than no rumours.

That's the worst kit I've ever seen

I would have us in the tier with Spurs, Villa and Brighton tbh. We're nowhere near Man Utd or Chelsea yet off the pitch.

We've got this up and coming young lad called Jeff who's destined to be an absolute superstar. We'd hate to let him go but if you chuck £50m our way then I'm sure a deal could be done.

It would be massive to achieve champions league qualification again this season, the more we play in it the more quickly our co-efficient will improve and the more money we'll get for qualifying. Realistically, looking at our squad and the teams we're up against I think 7th or above would represent a decent season and continued progress towards our goals.

Whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Aye, we could. There's a lad at Leverkusen who could come in for a fraction of the price and is arguably a better prospect.

Don't care about his Demba style exploding limbs, I'd move on because for the money we could do a lot better.

Beg Jow riding a sausage roll with a bottle of dog

35 million euros is less than we paid for him