loki679

Dem editorial standards http://i.imgur.com/0pz0BDi.jpg

Looks like he's having fun with that ball.

Kuqi is experienced like.

Looking at players that scored more than 15 last season, every one of them are touted for over 20 million, no chance we are spending that. Exactly. We can say we need a proven, experienced goalscorer until the cowies come home but there's really nobody that fits that description who is attainable for us. Unproven good prospects are probably the best of our choices at this moment.

Play him a tape of the Arsenal game at SJP. In fairness though he's just looking for something positive to take from the game.

Problem is the decent, proven strikers are either out of our price range or won't come to us. The options are basically an unproven striker, a second rate experienced striker or nobody.

Might be worth it to to wind up the mackems. Good chance we're not gonna have much to cheer about this season, might as well take the lols where we find them.

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He's only got a year left, right? Not sure about him, he seemed to have a fair bit of potential but hasn't had much of a chance to show it in the PL yet. Offer them £3m and just see how we get on with what we've got til January if they knock it back.

That's a good read, thanks HF Very interesting to take a large range of stats and use them to build a more complete picture. It certainly mirrors more what our eyes have been telling us, especially compared to the use of a single cherry picked stat on either side to 'prove' a point. I like the idea that adding more and more stats together to build the picture piece by piece brings the whole into greater focus.

He's exactly what we knew we were getting, a bang average, nothing player. Not sure whether to be worried he's started every senior preseason game (Sheffield was the kids).

Deep seeded beliefs That was on my birthday. My life is so exciting.

Pardiola 1 - 0 Haters And the 3 malaga goals that came before that? Nothing he can do if the players don't give a s***. He changed things and it's 1-0 to Pards. Poor wum attempt tbh. You can do better loki. You honestly think he sent them out to defend like that? Basic schoolboy stuff.

Pardiola 1 - 0 Haters And the 3 malaga goals that came before that? Nothing he can do if the players don't give a shit. He changed things and it's 1-0 to Pards.

Pardiola 1 - 0 Haters

Didn't even realise Simpson and Williamson were members.

We can see if Cabella has a strange hand disability or if he can in fact retract his thumbs.

We don't sign someone and people moan, we sign someone and people moan. Bunch of pre-madonnas.

Sounds like they just got fed up of chasing him If we've been trying to get him to talk to us for a while and he's constantly made it clear we're last choice and basically done everything he can to join any other club but us then I could see why we'd fuck it off. We're the ugly bloke waiting in the corner of the club while the lass we're interested in grinds her way around every twat in the place in a desperate attempt to avoid the shame of going home with us.

Shola Get your badges done, son, we'll be needing a manager soon.

Newcastle Online, no spark of optimism left unquenched.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1373407/alan-partridge-shrug-o.gif

I think he is joking but its always hilarious when you listen to people who genuinely think they would score goals in the Premier League Why would you bring goals into a comparison with Shola?

Tinfoil hat on but the loan fee should mean we've spent almost exactly what we brought in for Debuchy and Cabaye. Keep the net spend at zero and bump the big bit to next season when we can use the proceeds of the next big sale to pay for it.

love that as soon as our kit is unveiled the discussion turns to what other kit to buy instead