Loki679

Well this is fun

On Football Manager if you give them an injection to get through the next game they're always out for longer afterwards. Case closed.

Basically he knows he's acted the cunt and now he's trying to rewrite history. Just like his bullshit about front foot football, winning mentalities and every other piece of crap that spews forth from his gaping syphilitic arsehole of a mouth.

ffs That. That can't be real?! "a Chinaman" It is, there's shitloads of them. Mostly in China like.

Quite ironic considering half of NO will celebrate if QPR score

So he looks at Bayern Munich and what he takes away from it is physicality and work rate. No mention of movement or patterns of play. Just big fuckers running a lot.

I would have crashed the crash in anger! Damned right, I would have carred the car.

Looks like he's kicking the severed head of an ant.

So just useless at all derby games. 'Being shit at my job prepared me for people saying i'm shit at my job'

Don't suppose it really matters which club he signs for in the end. It could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Roma.

It'd be a different tune if his name was Paulo Dumét.

Needs moar cars.

"Won fans of the year of some such thing this year" - whats this now? It's one of those awards that nobody else has ever heard of, that only the mackems can ever win and, if one was being unkind, could easily imagine was just something they'd made up in another delusion of relevance to the rest of the footballing world.

You got something against BBC text updates like?

So Haidara -- Dummett -- Willo -- Janmaat then? Streete, Mbabu and Satka as cover

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The kind of people who think of windolene as a condiment.

It'll be an honour to see him playing in the different coloured shirt of wherever he ends up.

Notice they've gone for 'football' in the name instead of 'soccer'. Wonder what the americans will make of that.

He doesn't seem like the type who would let it go to his head or start acting the billy big bollocks. Astonishing how quickly he seems to have nosedived after some very encouraging performances.

I wouldn't, I'd give up up and go and be a bin man and hope I'd still have time to make it as a road sweeper one day. Don't give up your dreams. You can still make deputy shift supervisor.

Somewhere in Manchester a young, mildly psychopathic Newcastle fan has just punched his monitor.

Luis Suarez. His mum must have had a whale of a time breastfeeding him.