Loki679

And we never saw Alan again.

He'd flinch when the needle went in and his face would be stuck in some ridiculously grim distortion for months.

Loans within the same division are stupid. I can see the value of sending a young player out to a lower division side where he can get games and experience but loans between two teams in the same division need to be banned.

All the time he was doing shit you were defending him and now he's doing alright you decide to get on his case? You're a strange lad.

I don't think there's any way we'll get £15m for him. Unless they sack Allardyce and appoint Dalglish maybe.

They're also talking complete bollocks about easy wins at home every season. They've played us at home six times in the last ten years. Our record from those games is three wins, two draws and one loss. tbf the same thing happens on here. "well we haven't won at XXXX since 1647" while at other times we'll say "xxxx haven't won here since mick was a teen" The latter being the longer record.

Just seen the list of players out of contract or end of loan in the summer: Overhaul ahoy!

North Sea, dead people etc etc. Anyway, 'dick head mackem' is a little redundant I think.

I love HBA but he's been largely ineffective when we've played him as a No. 10. Keep him on the right for me.

Or we just take you behind the sheds and beat you with pick-axe handles for a few hours.

They should be ok anyway, Poyet is used to dealing with changing rooms full of shit.

Iron Man looks like he's having a dump.

My best mate got into football a couple of years ago because his girlfriend at the time supported Arsenal. Last night watching the game he told me all about this brilliant new young player Barcelona have who's come out of nowhere called Neymar

It was great to see him making some attacking subs aswell. You didn't feel like we were trying to hold on and shut up shop. He actually kept us attacking and threatening them.

Harder than Jimmy Saville in a nursery.

It'll do my heart good to see England, the "cradle" of world football, bow out unspectacularly, again. Don't be jealous, your 'sports' are good too. Everyone likes a game of rounders.

At least you're not up your own arse about it, that's the main thing.

First time I and many of our fans have seen us win there after so many twattings. On the flipside it'll be the first time many of their fans have seen their team lose to us at Old Trafford. hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha

Unreal. Not just the result but the way we held our own. Good job all round.

GTFI

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