Chicken Dancer

Harper Raylor Williamson Coloccini Ferguson Marveaux Gosling Smith Vuckic Best Lovenkrands Not what I want, but what it's nailed on to be.

Well I thought he was decent in all honesty.

Him and Bardsley. Odious little horrible cunts. Serial bottlers, horrible bastards.

Heard from a very reliable source that we were in talks to loan Santon from Inter, but talks broke down yesterday. Not claiming to be ITK or nowt like, just been told.

Think he was probably told not to make a comment to be fair. Would love it if the bastard scored this weekend, would sicken that lot. Imagine his celebration as well, he goes wild if he scores against Birmingham, never mind them

Bit random, but anyone notice what the report on .com means when it shows a screenshot of the Arsenal website? Been looking for ages and I can't spot anything, probably me being really thick is it? :-[

Was gutted to be sitting down, but got to respect the people who were already there. Still seemed a decent enough atmosphere in the Corner despite a pretty poor game, I have no doubts when the games get more exciting it will be top notch.

This. They were class together in the first half of the Championship season which people tend to forget ( I know, Championship...), but there is certainly potential in the partnership. Decent left back and I'll be happy with the defence for now, although Simpson still worries the shit out of me.

Just hammered Shearer like.

Could just mean he's going out on loan, as Kazenga has 'lost' his to Obertan.

Ffs. This is like when you're going out with a really fit lass, who you know is too good for you, and you know one day she's going to 'ask for a talk'. But until that day comes, you convince yourself that it isn't going to happen, and you will be with her forever. Just me then

I got banned for greefing him the other week so I'll refrain from offensive words, but the ungrateful little bastard.

I reckon if he was first choice somewhere he'd be really, really good. Certainly have him for £9million.

Was a year above Andy Carroll at School, was bigger than the bastard at one point. Funny thing is he wasn't even that good at School.

The thing that got me with that was their fans thinking weeks in advance that they were going to hammer us. The same thing happend after the 5-1 in the build up to January, and even then the cunts were lucky.

Will someone explain what the Golfmag posts were? Relitavely new to the forum. Thanks.

Is that a quote from Ian Huntley? Harsh but I laughed.

Jesus, they do it good and proper like.

Forgot his passport

Unless that point ahead/behind was the difference between Europe and nowt, I honestly couldn't give a s***. After our initial expections and the season we had, I was mildly disappointed we finished out of the top 10, not behind the mackems. Guardiola takes tips from Bruce? You have to have exagerrated that one, shirley? Aye well that one was tongue in cheek, he hasn't actually said that but he seems to think they play some kind of free flowing carpet football. Knob man

I don't have any Mackem mates, but a new lad started at Billy Hill (where I work) about 2 months ago and it has just proved to me that the RTG patter exists in real life. A summary of the things he has said in the last 2 months (alot may seem fictional, but I swear to God this is his crack); 1) That Lee Cattermole is superior to Tiote 2) That Sunderland would have won @SJP had Colocini not flattened El Mohamady early on, as 'they arn't a physical team' but like to keep the ball down and away from trouble 3) Seems to think that they are the modern day 1970's Brazil, and that Guardiola takes advice from Steve Bruce on pass and move 4) The 9 signings they have made this summer prove how far they have came since Quinn has took over (I questioned how many of them he thought would get in our current team, and he said all 9) 5) Thinks Gardner will be top scoring English midfielder this season 6) We have signed French crocks, with one or two injuries we would go down 7) Came into work yesterday to take over from me and showed me a betting reciept which read 'The Mags to go down @8/1' and he had put £40 quid on it. What pissed me off about that is that he wrote 'the Mags', fucking idiot. There's a lot more which I can't seem to remember at the minute, but the bloke is an idiot. To be fair though, he did lend me a decent film last week. But the daft cunt went and wrote August 20th off on the calendar when I was off, so now I have to ask the area manager if I can have it off too

Can the people who have membership / season tickets not buy more than one ticket? I'm not sure to be honest, but didn't they start these 'friend group things' and that meant you could only buy one ticket as you were part of a 'friend group' anyway? Not sure to be honest, one of the lads I have a season ticket with sorts it. But the other 4 who don't normally just get them on General, if they have had away days took off them off the fucking stone island wannabe crew I wouldn't blame them for being extremely pissed off. I'm pissed off and I can still go, God knows how they feel.

Absolute pisstake this. I go to away games in a group of 8-10 lads who never, ever cause bother and have been going for about 10years (ish) since we were about 14. However, only 4 of us have season tickets now as some of the other lads have work/bairn commitments some weekends. Absolute joke to more or less punish innocent people for the mindless acts of some absolute Class A cunts last friday. Don't deserve it at all, there is times when you have to question the clubs thinking like, ffs.

Mind, watching Premiership Years this morning on me day off, Bruce hasn't narf aged in the last 3 years like.

. What I never understand though is how are these footballing bans put in place? Surely every turnstile blokey in the country doesn't know what every banned fan looks like? Is there a tagging system in place or something?