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We need to hoover up all the 20k missing mackems right now...25 years time and there'll be a whole generation of '2018ers' who jumped ship before the Accy Stanley years...

"Daft thing is we'd probably still beat your side of mainly championship standard plodders" Can you even imagine if we were to play them today? They would get such a monumental fisting it wouldn't even be funny. Wait....yes it would. It would be beyond hilarious.

Context innit...Im sure anyone with their head screwed on recognises what is and isnt ignorant/offensive/intentionally abrasive. Reminds me of this piece of comedic brilliance, from a lot less tolerant age: https://youtu.be/8s4BqzHEK6o?t=33

That rings a bell, but not that they were all wearing the same brand, rather it was a single pair of shoes that did the rounds, only one of them had the pleasure of using them at any one time. A bit like the coldsore that gets passed round the band in This is Spinal Tap.

They really should be selling out their allocation tomorrow, it’s a vital game. Poor turnout in the circumstances, the team really have the lost the fans Exactly, the constant mack-patting used to be mildly amusing but now it's just irritating and barely warranted. Whether they sell-out or scrape 15k its always 'well done to all who turned out', and any (every) away attendance is seemingly treat like an excursion to deepest Kazakhstan the way they seem so chuffed to have made it. Needy pricks

"Well strictly speaking, AJ had Epibeliophelia, or at worst Hebpobephilia, either way it's nothing more than a natural urge in adult males towards a younger group, and can't be classed as dirty noncing. I just burst out fingering a 14 year old (which is fine - see previous caveats)" Dangernons, 2015 - present

And now, like easing into a hot bath, we relax, falling into a light sleep, smiling and content. In Rafa's safe hands and strong arms, we slumber, and dream of a summer of content. When ashley f*cks the f*ck off. And then f*cks off some more. And a bit more for good measure. I may have taken a drink on the train.

Nastasic seemed to have been around for ages but I just Wiki'd him and he's only 25, would take him on a freebie though. Would be surprised to see a move for Rondon, his stock has fallen somewhat. And wouldn't Munain be a bit similar to Kenedy? (presuming he stays)

If you look closely the 5 is crossed out. Bunch of doylems.

References to Arrrested Development and 30Rock in the same strip? Come On!

That's a bit unfair...what about the ever-popular 'Fletcher's' down Hendon way? It even made the news marra. And by news I mean InfoWars... https://www.infowars.com/cops-threaten-to-arrest-uk-store-owner-over-dont-fund-terrorism-sign/

"It's good, but it's not right"

He seemed a handful when he came on. Not getting over confident given the quality of the opposition but should be handy in the run up to the season end

How this lot arent in the bottom 3...what a pile of shit they were/are.

You only really need to read the song title to get the gist...I couldnt find any clips of "Where did 20,000 fickle b*stards go all of a sudden?" by Status Quo

Love the petulant reply! Ed’s note: Bye! Just go and support South Shields mate. Though I do wonder if you’ll feel the same when they aren’t winning every week, but that’s your prerogative. Inkeeping with the general attitude, SAFC are to change their run-out music for next season....

Whats the Jesse Lingard 'squad' reference? Thats the second time Ive seen him use it

What's happened to someones life that they have to convince themself of these fictional scenarios, and then share them with the world? It's like one of those 'empty chair' excercises a therapist might give to someone whose life is spiralling out of control. "So, if you could talk to yourself from a year in the future, what would he be saying to improve your outlook?" "Reyt, the mags are relegated..."

Subtle? Naaaah, straight in with both feet!

Cut to Irish consortium reading Niall Quinn's due diligence report on the state of SAFC… “This is a joke right? I mean it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. You keep using words like ‘smumderland’ and ‘jordy nashun’, you make numerous threatening references to the Garda traffic division and at the end you repeat the words ‘Screw Ellis’ over and over again”

I've got a soft spot for the type of goal that involves no grace or finesse but is simply hammered as hard and as fast as possible towards the goal, to the extent that defenders and the keeper can't physically get in the way in time and it practically rips the net off before anyone can react....the best example I can think of is Oba Martins v Spurs, or Shola's 2nd against the mackems. But for legendary status, and the general unforgettable vibe of the day, my all-time favourite has to be Albert chipping the 5th in. Sublime.

It's good this isn't it, even though we're basically just listing Smiths songs

Twice in one day...I wont rest until Mackem Morrissey becomes an established meme.

Serbia innit? Or have I just been whooshed?