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So the day on RTG started with trying to take the piss out of our record signing, then realising their manager had fucked off. so in a nutshell: "Alexander! Oh, Neil?" I heard he left cos all they seem to do is criticize....

Is that why they sacked O'Neill off? So they then instantly nabbed their manager? Oh thats too perfect! Well done SAFC, blowing your own foot off in the most hilarious way possible!

I've had to have both of their displays explained to me by 'Mackem at work', like Dennis explaining the 'implication' to Mac in Always Sunny. "Its a pair of black cats eyes...I really feel like you're not getting it "I'm not, I'm not getting it" 3 weeks later: "Its the ship, like on the badge from the 80s...I really feel like you're not getting it" "I'm not, I'm not getting it" If you have to explain the punchline, the joke hasnt worked. Just do it better mackems.

Well this is the core of it, it's all completely performative. Before the takeover - nothing. nowt. not a peep. Post takeover it's a ludicrous 'think of Yemen' 'sold their souls' 'no moral compass' faux outrage. And we all know, them included, that if PIF moved on to, I don't know, pick a club, West Ham, they would never, ever be mentioned again on RTG. We know why and so do they. Also, now we know the RTG Neanderthals are lurking here, a few pointers: 1. Prefixing your insults with 'camel' is inherently racist. Stop it. 2. Your sudden concern with women's rights is undermined by your constant - and it is constant - misogyny towards Amanda Stavely and Chi Onwurah. When the men get a pass and they don't, you show your true colours. Stop it. 3. 'Hoys gays off buildings'. No-one says 'gays' to refer to gay people. Also you're thinking of ISIS in Syria and Iran. Not the same place. So, stop it. So sick of these yapping pups trying to be relevant. Also Exile, I genuinely believe you're having some sort of episode and your mental health is, quite frankly, fucked after the takeover you dreaded finally went through. Maybe have a break.

So, after a whopping two displays their tifosi group have turned on each other and crumbled? So, who's going to semi-organise their half-arsed Wembley displays, and then cancel them because of reasons? Who's going to accuse Wor Flags of plagiarism, then crack out a frankly shit surfer featuring - wait for it - local landmarks across the bottom? Fucking imbeciles.

Top half, and not getting dicked in the cups. Wor Flags to continue to boss the atmos on a match day, and actually enjoying the club again, not too much to ask!

I think he really does, all joking aside. Some kids flown halfway round the world to chill in a place he's waited for a long time... and he's greeted (at half six in the fucking morning) by some lonely obsessed stalker whose life has been torn apart by the events of 9 months ago. His bitterness is palpable, his life broken and with every one of his pathetic unseen tweets posted here I just laugh my spine out at his tortured breakdown. Hi Exile you pathetic, aimless obsessed cunt. Still cracking one out to chubby MILFs on Twitter you saggy old shitbird?

"Multiple years". Good grief, this man really is absolutely shite at what he's supposed to do. How many years on the contract Lee? "Oh more than one, certainly..." Well deserved for Howe though, hope his multiple years bring multiple successes.

60 million for that you must be mad....oh wheres he gone? Ah well, one born every minute

The problem with SAFC fans in general is, they had been revelling in the takeover failing for over a year and then overnight, they had to cope with the rug being pulled from beneath their feet, and the exact opposite of what they knew to be true all of a sudden becoming real. That's where the 'think of the children' faux outrage sprang from. Their copium? "haha they're jealous of US being proper fans!", "Imagine supporting a murderous regime", "Look at her, she ugly lol", "It's not going like they planned!!" "Burnley players? where's Mbappe??" JLaws spending the day pulling stats out his arse. Skellington and Beats Bears crywanking their days away wishing PIF had bought Internazionale instead. More specifically, the problem with exile is - this was his entire life, and now...well, he's fucked. Look at his response, on a daily basis - a shattered, broken man with only one purpose, to make right what he got so wrong. But at least he gets to crack one out over the older, plumper ladies when he's done. Here's the reality - SAFC don't matter anymore, and haven't for about 5 years now. Winning a 3rd division play-off against (?) meant nowt to no-one. No-one is jealous, your position in the league is not a concern, so crack on. As a PS, I'll put this in here for any mackem floating by. The disgraceful casual racism of 'camel' this and 'camel' that, "head choppers" etc. Can you stop doing it? After all, we know you're the 'classy supporters' of the NE right?

If the PIF packed up and left today, it would never be mentioned again on Ready to Groom. Yemen, 'Gays', 'murderers', 9/11, the lot. It would instantly evaporate into thin air and be totally forgot about. We know why and they know why. All they would have left is their misogyny towards Amanda Stavely, their anti-semitism towards the Reuben bros and their misogyny/racism twofer towards Chi Onwurah. Despicable people, totally transparent in their motives and I'm loving how this is shredding their lives. Especially you Exile, you disgraceful piece of shit.

"The mags are desperate to be loved" "Bilbao Black Cats de Feyenoord de fucking anyone who looks in our direction in peace FC"

I can think of no greater honour!

Fixed it for the next chelsea game...

I've never known a set of fans so in thrall of 'the big clubs', so utterly on their knees and gaping their gobs open to suck some 'big 6' (or German/Italian/Spanish equivalent) dick and accept their place at the bottom of the pile. "wey he cannit be good if nen of the big clubs wanted him". Servile cunts, accepting their place and rotting in the lower leagues, no wonder their shit club, and shit town, are in such a state. Meanwhile, we just beat Milan to Botman. So....suck on that you salty fuckers. PS Exiles a noncy perv, I've seen his Twitter profile. Yikes.

Wow. I mean, what's the normal amount of prostitutes/online sex workers to 'like' on twitter? one or two? or in most peoples lives...zero? Well Exiles up there in the dozens. Go on yersel exile, don't be ashamed of spending your entire week, morning, noon and night, retweeting NUFC related shite for no attention, then harassing sex workers, also for no attention. Actually, do be ashamed. Filthy lowlife!

They did, of course, accuse Wor Flags of not being fan funded, but funded by the club. Not true. Then SAFC funded that 'cats eyes' thing' which actually looked pretty good. Paid for, and promoted by, the club. Their fan-funded effort was a load of A4 sheets held aloft, and a banner which looked shit. Mackems. Lol.

They think it's about immigrants don't they?

There was a very similar one done about 10 years ago post-promotion, it even had the same Florence and the Machine track behind it. I mean, at least change the literal lyric interpretation to something more upbeat ("its hard to dance with the devil on your back". Yeah, we get it....). Would've went for 'Skwod' by Nadia Rose ("Guess who's back? yea I rose from the dead"). Or 'Rock the Kasbah' just to piss off the right people.

I did a superb rosemary and redcurrant gravy to go with the lamb over Easter, dash of Merlot too. Is that a crime? Oh yeah, did drop a good few dribs down my already stained '92 top...it's what Jesus would've wanted.

It's not just his positioning (poor) and movement (glacial) which are the issue, but - Southampton aside - he seems to lack any confidence when presented with a headed chance. He has absolutely no conviction in his headers, which always seemed to be a strength in the past. He saps all momentum out of any cross and just floats the ball gently into the keeper's hands. Put your neck into it ffs.

He is, he just is a bit shit. All this talk of 'haven't lost when he starts' shite. Its despite him, not because of him. Panic buy, just a complete plank. Get rid.

They absolutely 100% dont give a shit about Yemen. Its all performative bullshit to mither NUFC, hoy in a batch of misogyny about Amanda Stavely, a dash of anti-semitism to the Reubens and a shit-load of racism to the Saudi people. Welcome to sunderland, the shithole of the region. Tommy Robinson doing a book signing there this weekend marras?

Last 6 months... Rest of Twitter: "Its disgraceful Saudi getting involved in the Premier League, disgraceful" NUFC Twitter: "Don't Saudi invest in F1, boxing, golf, uber..." Rest of Twitter: "hahaha whataboutery at its best you sportswashed fools!" Today... Rest of Twitter: "Chelsea sanctioned? Whatabout NUFC???"

"Honestly it doesn't even bug me anymore. Their results are insignificant while they are owned by the Murderers. That twat Staveleys husband tweeting about Ukraine when his bosses are so much worse, them taking Ukraine flags to Stamford Bridge etc. Its beyond a joke our f***ing glorious leader is paying lip.service to the anti Putin atrocities for Political gain whilst they fund the Tories when he does nowt but stick his head up MBS' arse. They aren't a football club anymore. They are a cog in a massive Sportswashing exercise. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don't know how these fuckers sleep at night." Which one is it then you obsessed prick? Don't give a shit or making you sick to your stomach? What a weapons-grade arsehole. And yeah, I've just reported you on Twitter for targeted abuse...you don't seem to know their rules so good. Look forward to reporting your next account Exile1968_mykidsdontseeme