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Its not black, its very very very very very very very very very dark blue.

*A 17th place finish, while beating us, did provoke street parties. Along with a plethora of celebratory t-shirts, canvas prints and dvds. And tattoos.

My nana had wallpaper like that I'm guessing from the 70s and my mam had hair like that in the mid-80s....what year is it in sunderland ffs??

Catts-for-me-like stripped of his squad number and training with the bairns: http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lee-cattermoles-future-doubt-club-5294970 In unrelated news, insurance premiums on wing-mirrors in the Hull area set to sky-rocket.

Manager's nephew warming up

I blame that new fitness guru. Downey OUT

It is an absolute stain of a town like. When I worked at Doxford Park everyone went on and on about arranging a team lunch in some place called the Stables nearby, as apparently it had this fantastic reputation. We eventually went and it was nowt more than a bog-standard pub/restaurant (like a smaller version of the Twin Farms at Bank Foot Metro without the beer garden), but the way the slackjaws were going on you’d think it was the f*cking Savoy Grill. This is one of many examples (I was there 4 long years), as its a place where mediocrity is lauded...basically, if something isn’t utter sh*t, then its fantastic. Saying that, I am jealous of that new bridge they’re building, that is a genuine world-class piece of design.

I notice the Short Bus are having their customary 14-page (and counting) 'not bothered, they're obsessed marra' thread, but this wearside Einstein has his finger on the irony button: Two posts later, from the same poster..... That thing in the background John? Over the rancid river? Yes, the one over 'their'.... That's called Gateshead. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=792104&page=12#ixzz2ZW1caTRu

Christ, that Pumas keeper, has he had a face transplant after a chip-pan fire? (hope he hasn't or i'll feel like a right insensitive tit)

Must be the first time I find myself on the side of RTG. I mean, FFS, I just heard him say: "Members of my family were directly involved in the strike. I remember my acapella group doing benefits for the miners" Acapella group? Take that, thatcher...

We signing Ray Gimes? Cracking player, I'll support him if he comes marra *rushes to Wikipedia*

Yup. That tattoo man, a genuine It reminded me of Paolo's inky version of his own personal hero up his back. However on Googling it I realised I was wrong, he doesn't have a tattoo of fascist mass-murdering icon Benito Mussolini. He has two. Nice one sunderland, way to pick your idols.

I can imagine the tattooist while he was doing this one: "Aye, canny design, original, I've put some shading on the paws, looks canny" Several hours later..."I'm not sure, it was some sort of 1940's cartoon cat wearing a stripy top standing on a stylised Batman logo. No, it looked utter sh*t, he'll regret that one when he's 70......"

Second thought "and i'll present in front of you like a deranged newly-homosexual baboon, hawaaaayyyyyyy 9-1, 3-0, FTM(and my A)"

So Remy acted the c*nt, f*cked us off, joined a relegated team, acted the c*nt, (allegedly) r*ped someone, continues to be a c*nt, has an agent who is an uberc*nt.... hey, are we signing Remy? Loic Remy? Coool...... No.

Oh well. Tatty bye Dan, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.......

All from the same thread.... Mag on an airyplane: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=790036#ixzz2YIasUzrw Different mag on the same flight: Mag at a christening: Maggettes trying to get in a pub being told to get lost: Mag in Tesco with his nane on the away shirt giving my ex a severe dicking: I f*cking love that site, for comedic purposes it's pure fried gold!

"Its a chicken dance Jozy marra, thats how we celebrate with all our....erm...you know, your type"

Actually, the most solid news to come from the thread.....so which Waitrose? Eldon Square? Jesmond? Ponteland? What was he buying? Did they look 'nonplussed'? God Dam It THIS IS CRUCIAL Yours, L Ryder

I'm not sure that qualifies as a 'saga'....a 'trial' perhaps or 'distraction'. Or if i'm honest 'f*ck-about'.

"Read the small-print in your Kone-tract"

Looks like we're doing our scouting via YouTube again then..... "29 fackin' minutes?!? Next!"

So the choice was play for trusted manager on home turf, or up sticks to the North East to play for a senile spiv with tourettes? Decisions decisions.....

So he's chosen Jurgen Klopp over Pardew/Kinnear, Bundesliga over Premier League and CL placings over 5th bottom....So not all footballers are thick f*ckers then.

Personally would wait til the verdict is known.....this isnt kicking car wing mirrors off, its an accusation of rape ffs. You all saw the feeding frenzy when jfk mispronounced a few names and 'Shearer's' was renamed. I can't imagine the reaction if we sign what turns out to be a 'guilty' rapist.