GideonShandy

Remember the player who came out with this? "igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing."

If Italy and Germany get the two 5th place slots, is that forever, or do the coefficients get recalculated at some interval?

The winner cheated by lying about his/her position. Eddie comes across so well both in stressful circumstances and in lighthearted situations like this. Charming, intelligent, street smart, cheeky sense of humour. Great guy, great manager.

Another victim of Eddie the Grim Reaper.

A few on here reckon he runs funny.

Or . . .

Catts Dodds for me, like.

JOSELU

It's been a difficult season, but this still happened six months ago.

Ratzio

Roma player celebrates scoring against Lazio by running around carrying a giant Lazio flag with a rat superimposed on it. Later says he "never meant to offend anyone." https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68756006

Still has nice things to say about us. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13284051/JOSELU-lifts-lids-bonkers-journey-Real-Madrid-Stoke-Newcastle-fans-drank-wedding-dry.html

And Brighton v. Chelsea

Amazing that this has happened to them twice within five days. What a pity.

Fodo?

All 20 Premier League clubs ranked based on the estimated net worth of their owners. Club Estimated combined wealth of owners Newcastle $620 billion Man City $22 billion Chelsea $15.8 billion Arsenal $12.9 billion Aston Villa $11.9 billion Liverpool $9.8 billion Fulham $7.9 billion West Ham $7.3 billion Wolves $6.9 billion Tottenham $5.8 billion Crystal Palace $5.5 billion Man United $4.7 billion THE BIG 1 Soon, baby.

If Howe hadn't stupidly caused Hall to get injured we'd have won.

Maybe posted before, but some good stuff here.

More trouble https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13249217/Spain-national-team-director-ex-Newcastle-player-Albert-Luque-sent-text-World-Cup-kiss-gate-star-Jenni-Hermoso-stating-hoped-die-anger-wouldnt-drop-Luis-Rubiales-accusations.html

I expect he's injured.

Should have had the squad doing more back-strengthening exercises in the gym. Howe out.

Delighted for the lad. Barely over a year ago Everton fans were chasing him down the street yelling that he wasn't fit to wear the shirt and telling him to get out of their club. Must have been absolutely gutting for him. Now he's an England international and playing the best football of his career for fans who love him. Just turned 23 and on top of the world. Well done, kidda.

It'd be an honour tbh.