GideonShandy

Pretty sure He's Spanish. Haven't met any English people called Jesus.

Rondon worldie

Always seemed a bit far-fetched that he could have done a medical and negotiated terms with another club over the weekend while training with England and preparing for the Slovakia game in Germany.

Bitchy, even?

Rondon banging them in for Venezuela.

Contrast with nutting someone, which does mean attacking them with your nut - not hitting them on the nut. Funny old world.

More "marriage on the rocks" stuff on Mail Online just now.

She has used "end of June" before in a general sense, meaning somewhere towards the end of the month. She also reported that he'd bought a new house when he hadn't. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/apr/26/eddie-howe-optimistic-guimaraes-will-stay-at-newcastle-this-summer Not Worrying.

It's obviously a good thing. If a 100 million offer had come in we would have had to let Bruno go if he wanted. Now we can tell Arsenal or anyone else to bugger off regardless of whether they offer 30 million or 300 million and whether he wants to leave or not.

7th

I wonder whether many players in his situation regard being binned off to Saudi as a "reward," lucrative and undemanding though it may be. Maybe more of a consolation prize for someone who wants to keep competing at a high level but can't find any takers. I don't know.

Nice to see Salomon Rondon captaining Venezuela and putting himself about a bit as usual. Played a big part in both goals.

Lively 15 minute cameo for Spain against Italy today. Almost scored twice. Thrilled for the 30-year-old lad.

Ayoze showed more intent and created more danger in his 15 minutes than England's front three in their whole game.

Two honorary Geordies on for Spain.

Probably looking for a new joke book. And maybe a chicken wrap.

Pretty wild stuff at Dortmund. Terzic quits because of a "physical confrontation" with Mats Hummels. A few hours later, the club releases Hummels on a free.

Should have knutted him. Cabbage-headed knut.

Yeah, never thought of that.

Joe Kinnear would probably have called him Dementia.

Don't like his name.

International Geordie Day. Have a good one.

Was, sadly.

Worrying.