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If I looked like Darlow and was a pro footballer I'd be hanging out the back of a different girl every night. Hasn't got a hair out of place.

I'd rather they stayed up in a way. A lot of wrongs need righting so would relish the thought of smashing then next season. Then they can go down and stay there.

Someone please burn this thread and defecate on its remains.

Why are people fixated on the 7 weeks? Would they rather the FA charged immediately at the point of complaint or bother to investigate? It could be particularly sensitive so they've taken their time, we could have dragged our feet to keep him playing as long as possible etc. Doubt there is anything sinister in play, just processes can drag sometimes.

It's the Ready To Groom and calling them paedos that bothers me. Using some young girls plight to score points is a little unsettling. If they start going on about being the classiest or horse punching etc, a simple "johnson" and it's case closed. They know this but no need to celebrate it here.

"Told that the Duke, who works for East Anglian Air Ambulance, is a helicopter pilot, Allardyce replied: “That’s Harry. Harry’s the helicopter man." "During a conversation about England’s upcoming matches, Allardyce said the national side were next due to play Malta and then “it’s Slovenia or something”. Finger on the pulse

He's referring to the premiership more so assume he's talking in the main about last season. Don't find it unbelievable that for the 10 games last year Rafa came in to the role with some suggestions which he took on board, seeing he joined mid-season with limited knowledge of the squad. Expect the new contract put paid to any of that and he maybe thought Saivet wasn't right for the championship. He has erred on the side of proven 2nd tier experience in a few areas.

"I agree, I also think Pardew has destroyed Zaha" Lollololololo

I nearly signed up to here explaining my current job as Darththerapist but decided against it. :yikes:

For months I read hithere as hit-here and had no idea what it meant.

Never got attached so not fussed, money in the bank etc. Have to say though, beginning of last season he was one of the players that didn't seem to sh1t it when he got the ball. Did like the look of him but he went missing as time went on and we needed him most. He's a good player that obviously didn't want to be here when it got tough....will do well in another environment.

Seems like a good guy Howe...speaks highly of him and praises Ritchie for improvement taking no credit himself. Can imagine the likes of Allardyce, Pardew etc just launching a petty bitchfest.

Out of interest, I know players are "trapped" by a contract as club holds their registration but if a manager quits, does he have to pay out his contract or anything?

whole club has been dragged to a level below sunderland..... AJ. Ultimate get out.

The tribunal seems to look at the point that the club didn't make any adjustments to the clause when he was ill. Therefore he had less games to achieve the required games so was discriminated against cos of his disability. Plus the fact that it was clearly discussed between the managers and Charnley so all looks a little underhand.

Much rather be playing them in a month. Far from clinical up front and defence is ropey. They have a team with some goals in them and look much better since Sam joined. Rafa has had just over a week...he will improve us but maybe not enough for this weekend. Ps Shelvey, Mitro or Taylor for obligatory red card?

FFS mate, I just rushed out and got his face tattooed on my cock :rant:

I almost feel sorry for the fans as this trumps any horse punching. Classiest club competition can be no more. And do the club really expect anyone to believe Byrne kept it to herself?? I've never worked in a company that the standard position isn't "cover your ass". What benefit is it to her not to tell the board? Can only imagine what she has been paid for taking the flak...

I'm not a particular fan of Benitez as a figurehead, seems a bit whiny to me (that dossier was embarrassing) and although technically renowned his man management has always been suspect. Hopefully his rep would boost the players and get them fighting for him.....they'd have to at least respect him compared to the previous jokers. But is 10 days enough to embed his own methods in to our weak-willed squad? All that being said, if we stayed up and he was a summer appointment

Can't imagine he would have told the club he was going to plead guilty. Sure they would have had a case for terminating his contract costing him millions and this must be the end of his career....

Pards knew he was lying whereas I think Steve believes what he says. So I don't dislike him, but I do pity him as he's clearly a bit delusional.

If anyone wants a lol then have a read of some of the last pages of the RAWK Klopp thread. Some brilliant posts including gems such as... He joined Liverpool because they're the right cultural fit so wouldn't manage Chelsea as would never feel at home. Would be tragic to lose him as he is the soulmate to the club. They've lost their identity and he recognises that and wants to bring it back. Seriously, I bet he's doing the job on the free.

I particularly liked the inclusion of Microsoft Office, and then listing out Excel, Word and PowerPoint separately. Padding.

I know it's not exactly surprising but colback and Anita are useless. Every ball pushed out from the back finds one of their players.

You can see some of the ideas are there but not the required ability. Sadly our most skilful player is warming the bench.