Sho Time

Aye, his dad might ground him if he moves to Newcastle so if I was him I'd be wary too.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU THE NEW MESSIAH... Winegum.

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Can we change the title to Will-Yum-Sun to make him seem like a new player or something, I keep wanting to throw my laptop out of the window whenever I see that useless cunts name.

Unless you're Mike Tyson, I don't think so.

So you're saying Mexicans! Shoot on sight! Leave Santiago Munez alone at least!

Aye I've got nee idea what the fuck was the point in starting him. The whole 'give players a chance' thing only works if they haven't proven they're utter shite for their entire time at the club beforehand. This is the reason we're still stuck with Obershan.

I seriously think this is how Charnley does his job.

#wait end of transfer window... #wetried

This cunt been made captain yet?

"I think this is his club" tells me McClaren can't understand and so hasn't conversed with Cathro yet, neither on a personal or professional level, they've probably one bumped into each other once or twice and he's understood the word 'Noocassul' and just thought to himself 'this is his club. Maybe. Possibly. I think.'

Quite hard to think of a player less suited to wear the armband.

Only a friendly obviously but first impressions weren't great. Looked very clumsy and out of his depth against high speed attackers playing football on the floor.

"You big clumsy stupid cunt, the fuck you do that for?" Perfect captain material.

Mexico 1-0 - 1:12:40 Mexico 2-0 - 1:18:50 (Williamson ) Sissoko 2-1 - 1:48:55 I can't understand how despite all his training and experience now, Krul still cannot kick a moving football without putting it out for a throw in 9 times out of 10, it's just mental.

This. They exposed him for the hopeless donkey that he is.

Hope it becomes a more common thing for ageing Irish internationals to do to raise the profile of the league. It's good of Duff tbf, he could easily just retire Hope both his legs get taken off in a horror challenge Paddy O'Radgecunt.

he's sat at the table signing the contract, only for mutha's foot to appear out of it and boot him in the face. "Sorry son, ye've failed the medical inal."

To be honest Blob Elliotts torso could probably reconstruct Siem's entire being and still have bones left to spare, the fat cunt.

Apparently the most modest, generous and loyal footballer who's ever lived as he's donating all his wages to charity for his entire stay there.

Kill it before it lays eggs!

Yep, David Wheater with all his ugliness couldn't even darken the absolute beauty that was that chip.

Same price as Schweinsteiger. Don't think I'll use their tbh though.

He struck lucky by meeting Amy, it's pretty much guarenteed she's got a few business cards on her.