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When he scored that goal I went ballistic in the pub and cleared me fatha's pint all over him, he was ready to fucking lamp me all over and then he seen the replay and started jumping up and down close to tears.

Collapsed as they took his photo.

His family just remind me of the Bacon's tbh "Hoo - mutha, fatha. Newcastle have offered is some money to gan there and Dekka had a wicked tour rund St James' with free bait and that" "Here nee way you're gan to Newcastle Aleksandar man, they're fuckin' crap." "Aar howay man fatha I can at least use them as a stepping stone" "Divven't worry son it's alreet, Porto have come in so we're gannin to Portugal" "Mint!" Walks out his front door and mutha and fatha lay into him with a cricket bat and a plank of wood with nails coming through it.

Looks like a shiny gold mattress protector.

Fantastic. I never even think about buying football shirts but definitely tempted to get that one.

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I think his entire body will just collapse and look similar to Peter Griffin when he wishes he has no bones in his body.

It is really pathetic but not unexpected, Arsenal fans are all internet-based really and only the toffs who can afford to see them daren't join in with working-class rabble football chants to create any form of atmosphere. We can't talk considering that Cabella ESPN poll we hijacked, but it's nowhere near the same scale to the Arsenal brigade who are on it for absolutely everything. They done the same at the BT Sports awards too IIRC.

It's 20:00 for KO today isn't it? Any ideas on the link, or do you reckon just search in Youtube and it should appear? Also do you need a youtube account? http://rx.iscdn.net/2011/01/875_too_many_questions_lbthm.jpg

Sure I seen somewhere online that both our pre-season games in America were going to be streamed live online by the clubs we're playing against - anybody know anything about this ?

Sure he has #LAD on the back of it too.

Those Hull players do not look impressed in the slightest.

I actually don't get how that argument works, he's an asset and had a set guide price whoever and wherever the buyer is coming from? Surely if your selling, wether you skint or flush your asset doesn't gain or loose value when it has nothing to do with your commercial revenue? Alreet Alan Sugar, calm down.

I would rather see him replaced by 2 new CB's and demoted to third choice, absolutely. At the moment we're left with no real option but to play him, but to keep him on as captain would benefit nobody but the player himself. Jonas isn't about to lick his arse so I can't see many first team players arsed if it goes to someone like Janmaat, Colback or even De Jong (proving he can stay fit)

Hope he chucks himself into that river with the Fonz statue and 40 housebricks tied to himself, the fucking slaphead.

?? Colo's 'leadership' has been questionable to say the least and although he's "experienced" when do you ever see him really talking to the players on the pitch and revving them up? Someone like Janmaat or even Colback who is visibly commited and puts their heart into the cause will inspire the players and set higher standards than someone like Coloccini who shies away when the going gets tough. Also as you say he is half the player he is and wants away, so why would you even start him - let alone make him captain!?

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man U, Southampton, Spurs Relegation: Leicester, Bournemouth, Watford Overachievers: Swansea Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Too soon for this... Season to Forget: Clattermong PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Courtois Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Advocaat Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Can't say until a bit closer to the season... Cisse atm. How will we do in the cup competitions?: s**** How will we do in the derby games?: Currently: D W... If mackems appoint 2 new managers for each derby game L D Domestic Championship Promotion: Derby & Hull Championship Relegation: f*** knas League One Promotion: f*** knas League One Relegation: f*** knas League Two Promotion: f*** knas League Two Relegation: f*** knas FA Cup: Man U League Cup: Stoke Johnstone's Paint Trophy: f*** knas Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Benfica World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: Relegated When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Not this year, December/Jan next year. How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 2 How will De Jong get injured this season: Getting out of bed too fast the morning of the first game of the season results in him being in a coma until the season ends.

They will sell Di Maria I reckon, if only to balance the books a bit with FFP in mind. They have an abudance of quality midfielders and LvG is not going to base his team around Di Maria especially after a shocking first season and so he is definitely disposable. If he had any sense no matter who he is buying he will have Mata starting week-in, week-out as he's their best player IMO.

If only this cunt was a mackem, his brother would be his dad and the deal would have been concluded by now.

This with Perez over Cabella.

Carver got more out of Cabella in his time in charge than Pardew did, which goes to show how fucking appaling both managers were especially as they're pretty much a carbon copy of each other. Give Cabella a run in McClaren's system with some decent coaches for a season, this is his first 'proper' season the way I see it.

One of the latest enthralling articles by Ed Harrison clogging up NewsNow... America is hot, humid and very large http://www.nufcblog.com/2015/07/13/america-is-hot-humid-and-very-large/ http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/02/YOU_DONT_SAY-362x285.png

Groundhog day, but I will not have a bad word said about Afonso Alves' record in NL or its significance. He was a world beater in his time at Heerenveen. His failure at Middlesbrough and subseqent money grabbing in The Middle East does not take away from that. He simply went the way many Brazilians have gone before him and was more interested in coon than in his reputation, becoming the best player he possibly could or winning trophies. The PL isn't the be all and end all of football, even if it pays the highest wages. More interested in coon. :lol:

Probably Giggs but Janmaat to Wijnaldum for the 3rd against Brazil in the WC 3rd place playoff. :fwap: