Deuce

Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t realize we were playing this match on Planet SOFT CUNT.

I could never hate Parish too much. He gave us £3.5 million in exchange for Pardew.

Yep. Chelsea’s not gonna get fresh and demand £65m for Chalobah all of a sudden. We’d laugh in their faces.

Until we pull out and he gets nothing?

Someone else would likely buy him soon.

not even tagged, no safety smiley. Like you didn’t want me to know you were coming.

I think it’s more difficult than it seems

Said it before but we are a team that presses and Gallagher is arguably the best pressing CM/AM in the league.

Gonna be laughs when England re-appoints Gareth.

it happen.

Poch?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but we had our highest scoring season in the top flight since 1992-93. So either you think that was accomplished despite Almiron, in which we might’ve well just played with 10, or you need to recognize that he might just have been integral to that success despite the fact he himself wasn’t racking up G/As.

I’ll call him out for what he does on the field. Not for refusing to leave against his best interests.

To be clear, it’s not Miggy’s responsibility to improve our squad by leaving. He’ll leave when he’s adequately compensated and transferring to a place he’s comfortable living. This is squarely on the club.

He’ll likely be on good money in MLS. It’s not just a retirement league anymore…MLS clubs can offer competitive wages.

Ten years ago, maybe even five years ago, you’d have never imagined an otherwise unremarkable club like Bournemouth snatching up a top player from a club like Porto. The power of that PL £££ is wild.

Gordon Isak Kulusevski Barnes Wilson Murphy Osula pls

Tidy little profit for Liverpool for a player unlikely to break into their squad in the near future. Good pick up for Brentford.

Creased at him just living in a suite at Sandals Montego Bay or something. Genuinely hope he does well.

On the back of Luton keeping last season’s home kit for another year: clubs getting new kits every season is a waste.

Can’t pick out a specific game, but Obertan always looked hopeless. Especially funny after he got swole. Rivière was particularly bad, too.

Would make a great Sporcle quiz