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I would say Andreas Anderson but he actually managed to score (somehow). I'd have this cunt on a par with Paul Dalglish. Krul btw, bloody hell- Hans Segers would have been proud of that one. Same stadium and all!!

Fans trying to rush stewards to get at him. Surely he can't last long now.

Stupidly booked to go on holiday during this. Can't get access any sort of gambling websites or racing info from here. Tbh probably best for my wallet and being in the sun does kinda make up for it but still frustrating, I love watching /betting on Cheltenham.

Shrewsbury concede in the 94th. I really need to give up betting.

The saddest comment I can make on contemporary society is that the likely ' consequences' will probably be endless offers to be feted as a minor celebrity and a potential career of appearing on s*** z-list reality programs on the back of this. any examples of this ever happening? No. Mainly because there's never been a case of a premier league player being convicted of statutory rape before. Rebecca Loos however did make a short-lived z-list career out of *alllegedly your honour* fucking Beckham behind posh spice's back. Which was frankly ridiculous.

The saddest comment I can make on contemporary society is that the likely ' consequences' will probably be endless offers to be feted as a minor celebrity and a potential career of appearing on shit z-list reality programs on the back of this.

Fair point.

All fking day. Evans has denied it, cisse admitted it. It took the MOTD commentator 3 full cisse-bashing replays before announcing that "actually it appears Evans might also have spat. Maybe even first of all" Can see a 1 match ban and a 6 match ban. We all know who for.

I wouldn't put it past them. Joking aside, if he had had sex with an underage lass, but she lied about her age, could he still get done for it? I'm not joking. Public opinion would be the only thing preventing many clubs from signing him. Chelsea employed Graham Rix after his conviction, Chelsea stood by John Terry through everything. We're not talking a tinpot gobshite welsh championship-at-best-but -only-if -he-loses -the -ego-and-knuckles-down striker here. Johnson is PL quality and clubs will be prepared to deal with the flak for what he brings on the pitch. Not so sure. The social landscape has changed beyond measure since Rix. Any club that employs him will inevitably find their staff getting death threats from people on Twitter with nowt better to do. Fair point. I just cant see a QPR-esque team in danger of going down not taking the punt on him being worth the bother. For that reason he is an asset and has a market value, so I can't see the mackems being prepared to let him go for nowt (depending on sentence, being prepared to pay his wages etc) bit like us with Barton when he got sent down. Only knowing them moralistic fuckers they will dress it up as them being a pro-rehabilitation care in the community club or some such bollocks

My heart is bleeding, tbh.

If the screengrab I have seen is true, he's bang to rights. The one that keeps getting shared is a picture of his girlfriend and she is stunning! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/8936959511e7a310d439c55a180f7eab.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/a18cb4968aa0b55eb6c49b1576d43b1a.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/673bc9a8fb8ea338d553009875189620.jpg Is it bad that through all the stunning photos, all I can think is 'what a surname to have'? Am I turning gay?

I wouldn't put it past them. Joking aside, if he had had sex with an underage lass, but she lied about her age, could he still get done for it? I'm not joking. Public opinion would be the only thing preventing many clubs from signing him. Chelsea employed Graham Rix after his conviction, Chelsea stood by John Terry through everything. We're not talking a tinpot gobshite welsh championship-at-best-but -only-if -he-loses -the -ego-and-knuckles-down striker here. Johnson is PL quality and clubs will be prepared to deal with the flak for what he brings on the pitch.

That'll be him done for Everton, Arsenal and the mackems then?? Second time this season, is he ever gonna fucking learn?

When all's said and done...this is what stands out for me. Without meaning to alienate or belittle a huge number of people from a region I respect greatly...are our fans f***ing retarded or what? f*** sake man. Scum, the lot of them. Was awful that like. Still, pushing Villa towards potential relegation made the 90 minutes almost worthwhile. I'm not too fussed about people going to the match, I just wish they'd show some passion, give Ashley some shit, shout/sing for 90 minutes, just something. They just sit like a bunch of fucking zombies. Met up with a Villa fan after the match and he made the point that to him a lot of our fans "didn't look like they were too interested in the football or too bothered about the result." I couldn't have put it better myself.

I remember Keegan saying for they game at the beginning of 95/96 that it was pretty much a coin flip as to who started right wing out of Fox or Gillespie. Gillespie got the nod and made the shirt his. The simplicity of his game which was just based on making a yard of space then whipping it in was perfect for Sir Les and contrasted nicely with the trickier more skillful winger on the left wing. Football wasn't really viewed as a squad game back then so when Fox spent most of his time on the bench, he became frustrated at not playing and wanted to move on. Didn't know Fox had played for Montserrat, but seem to remember him playing in an England 'B' international when he was with us???

Scunthorpe not beating Yeovil has cost me about £43. Disappointing from the iron tbf

Fingers crossed then. He thinks with their defensive injuries we'll win four or five nil. Imagine that. All them shots on target

The thought of an angry Carver Anyone happen to have a gif of a pissed up old tramp running around on Clayton Street, dropping carrier bags as he tries to kick imaginary seagulls and swearing loudly at passing buses??

Aye they all expect to be fucking rich!!

Could you imagine the investigation man? With the amount of enemies this shitstain has made and people he's pissed off through the business/football/personal parts of his life it would make who shot Mr Burns (or JR if you're older) look like a simple game of Cluedo.

Because they're as deep in bed with FIFA and football's money men as anyone else? Is the correct answer.

Sponsors /broadcast partners wouldn't allow it. Would be mint though, the ultimate level playing field. Imagine Burnley or whoever going into a league match at Chelsea as bona fide favourites because Chelsea had 18 players at the world cup.

No, I completely agree that the policy is unfortunately here to stay under Ashley. I cant ever see a manager capable of saying "sod this I'm going to change this culture" (or with the balls to do it) being employed by this regime. They must've got the idea from somewhere and the only 2 football people we know who Ashley listens to were Pardew and Kinnear, the second was completely discredited and hoyed out on his arse at the end of that season. The whole thing pisses me right off mind. The added bonus to Ashley being that a free weekend in January = players being rested and not at risk of injury coming up to the end of the transfer window.

We first started playing ridiculously weakened teams in the FA cup at Brighton in 12/13 on Pardew's watch. Since then it has been an officially announced club policy. There's a big difference between being shit in the cup as previously and not deciding to bother with it at all Obviously since then the board have taken it to a stupid degree by calculating the bare minimum expense to stay up then uf they fuck everything else off it = maximum profit!!!