Jaqen

Never once looked like scoring there

Villa

Younger than Ronaldo How do you even get fat knees too?

The touch for the assist is obviously class but that movement to just drop back a couple of yards is really smart.

The list is so awful that Onana a £50m 'keeper who can't save a shot doesn't even stand out as being bad.

Remember this after Sunderland did the same to them? “It is great for the public here at Sunderland to see us,” said manager Brendan Rodgers. “They must have been wondering what this team everyone is talking about are all about and now they have seen. We were wonderful"

We definitely had the better chances. The two goals, Barnes and Murphy chance along with the pen we should have had. Spurs controlled the majority but think it's a much more worrying performance from their POV. Looked toothless in attack with the same suicidal defending that cost them loads of goals last season. Romero is an absolute clown.

Now put Harry Maguire on for the last 20 minutes

This, our game and the Everton one have made my weekend like What do people do who don't like football?

Don't think I'll ever tire of the shots of Ange looking on the verge of tears when we play them up here.

Those few seconds Murphy was clean through seemed to last forever Was certain he'd fuck it up somehow.

That useless cunt Werner is guaranteed to score isn't he?

Pope has to be on the take today.

Worst thing I've seen today

Osimehn excluded from Napoli's squad for the season

Not bringing in any quality is obviously poor but people are really underrating the players we've managed to keep a hold of with no European football.

Signing nobody is always a risk though. Singings improve the mood massively around the club, makes others up their game etc. ATM we look a bit flat and like we could do with some sort of boost. Guehi was an overpriced deal imo but think it was one that could have had a big knock on effect on the rest of the squad.

I think people quickly forget outside of the top two and probably Liverpool the chasing pack is really inconsistent. It's not just us. I've watched Man U scrape past Fulham and then lose to Brighton the week after. Watched Spurs concede to Leicester and shit themselves and end up being lucky not to lose the game. Having a few below par performances whilst picking up results really isn't anything to worry about.

The club, players and fans have all handed the situation class really. Think he's going to repay us bigtime.

Tonali has looked the sharpest player out there. Few of our lot looked like they've been the ones who haven't played for a year though

Comical passage of play