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The obvious guess is Keegan @ SV Hamburg, Ardiles @ Spurs and maybe Dalgliesh @ Liverpool.

They used to show live matches at the Odeon.

Sounds like an obvious April Fools. Except it probably isn't.

Didn't we have a the option of a one year extension? I bet he's not happy. Probably be sold in the summer though.

The memory of Bruce lingers for a long time.

We were close to relegation under Pardew and Carver and he did fuck all. He likely would have done fuck all about McClaren idf Rafa hadn't made it easy for him. No valid reason but a history of doing the unreasonable.

I don't think it will matter much next season, with the parachute payments. Got to be prepared for a second season in the Championship, I reckon.

I want my fairy godmother to magic it all away, and instead we got bought by King Power.

Oh I see what's happened.

Jesus Christ. Clearly going to be a pivotal figure in Bruce's revival.

When I allow myself, yes. Can't see that happening for a while.

Frankly I couldn't give a shit about the takeover. I'd rather fight our way back from the brink with pride, like we did at the beginning of the 90s, than buy the league every other year.

Tina Turner or Steve Pemberton?

No. I want Steve Bruce and Ashley to be relegated.

Just going off the paddling pool and wheelie bins. I doubt any top manager has that as part of their blueprint for success.

12 years you've clung to that? Must have been a rocky road. I bet you were shivering with an-tici pation when you typed that.

We simply don't have the facilities for any manager to do their best.

I watched final score a few weeks back and all they were banging on about was who was most likely to appear on Strictly. Fucking pathetic.

I don't think we've seen the best of him, and even if we have, we've never had the players around him to maximise the return. He could be very useful for somebody. Edit: What ATF said.

I've never cheered a Saudi takeover so the cunt can do one.

There is zero evidence to support Keys being a pundit. But football is full of cunts looking out for each other.

Is there not some legality that prevents potential buyers from dictating employment decisions at a company that they have no authority over?

Stick the cunt on a kebab spike and grill him, slice by slice. Microwaving him would be to quick. Wouldn't even need to force feed him to Bruce. A Brucey bonus.

Yeah. You're probably correct. It's a very nuanced situation. Best left alone by lazy thick cunts who just spout bollocks to raise their own profile.

If he'd said "people in the north struggle [fucking hard] to make sure there is food on the table" he might have had a valid point.