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s*** scared of him tbh. Yeah. Mitro went round to shake his hand and kindly ask him (in a Serbian accent) to "Be Nice"

I really like that.

Butterfly effect?? Intriguing.

Love how MOTD felt the need to point out how much of a good professional he is because he ran over to the young West Ham defender and gave him a talk after we scored our first yesterday. 3 seconds after they had shown him looking like he was thinking, 'I'm better than this shit.'

Fack off! We're Live News about Transfers.

It seems West Ham showed him more respect for turning them down, than Ashley is prepared to for sticking around.

I'd rather stump up for a hitman than deal with the guilt of all those innocents.

Got a feeling this will be his 'coming of age' season.

We'll probably go on to rule the world after this result.

Feckin gerrin.

He hasn't thought it through. They're sisters so they're not gonna f*** each other and they're lesbians so they're not gonna f*** him. Maybe they can all have a game of scrabble or something. He doesn't stipulate that they are sister to each other, though. Maybe he's after the brothers. If they were twins it would be okay, because they are basically the same person so fucking each other is just like masturbating, really. I'm pretty positive Jedward 'masturbate' on a regular basis.

'I didn't know what time to walk out So I stayed'

Nobody else think an empty stadium might be Ashley's endgame? The commercial revenue we could get for all that empty advertising space? Of course Ashley would need to advertise it's availability for 25 years to attract interest.

Swapped him for Gayle as well. So probably a 3-0 with a Gayle Hat-trick in the last 15 mins after Chica is sent off.

A shoestring does a very acceptable job of keeping the shoe in the place you want it to be.

Just swapped chicharito into my Fantasy team so we might get something out of this.

Nope. He lost a round of his favourite game and as a forfeit he had to buy either us, or derby county. The games that rich boys play.

He's got to sell them before he can bring anyone else in. He said before the game that he would need to give them a chance to show other clubs that they're fit and worth signing. Missed this tbf. What if they get injured though? Then we will still have them on the books and they will still not play. Same outcome as if they didn't play.

Especially if they have any aspirations of playing in the 3rd round of the rumbelows cup.

The wheels have come off the cart which we bolted to the horse which is now dragging our arse through the shit.

He'll most likely snap his leg and we'll be saddled with a massive medical bill.

That's me. Zero input into draft. seems I played 5-2-3.obviously lost the battle in the middle. Confident for this week though, my oppo only has 8 fit players.

No doubt the mercenaries will spin it as "fighting for their place" too. f***ing hate these kinds of players. That's the danger though. We offer cheap PL wages which is still higher than Ligue 1, a fair few Serie A clubs, so the clubs who would fancy them can't match the wage. It's not like the top end of the league where £100k a week setsvthem for life. The likes of Haidara, Riviere are only going to see these wages for 4-5 years and that's them done. They earn the average annual salary each week. They earn more than a lifetimes average salary in a year, they can fuck off and die.

He's got every right to maximise his earning potential.

Fantastic news this like. He did a lot to ease my worries in that first half hour, looks like the kind of intelligent defender Rafa would love. So to lose him for a long while would have been disappointing.