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April/May?

Mike Ashley owns the Stadium, and the fans don't want to give him any money.

The original piss trenches still run wild beneath the Gallogate. Leases still has the old club shop hut stuck in it like some fucked up Philidelphia Experiment mutation. As for the Sir George Hall Stand... well... the less said the better.

One of the biggest fees we've ever received for a player.

The PSR deadline not aligning with ANYTHING (transfer windows, calendar year, financial year) is amazing.

He can grow any style he wants, he just doesn't have the right follicle to implement it

I'll soon coach that out of him

AirBNB deal with the terrace houses behind.

Just had a nice trip with Bruno around Byker and the West End on the number 61. He said he isn't going anywhere as he loves Nexus too much.

I'd pay for an Amazon documentary to stealth drop at this point, starting all the way back from Fergie's last season to like... 5 years from now.

Using 442 to beat Burnley.

It's almost like the football bubble might be able to finally burst. Premier League be praying for life on Mars to sell TV Deals to.

TIL that John Carver is the name of some stupid American historical figure or something. So I was mildly amused while watching the horror movie Thanksgiving where the antagonist was wearinga John Carver mask (sadly not the face of THE John Carver).

Honestly, I have to admire it. Dyche is just like... the anti-Pep.

Sean Dyche staying true to his roots is unreal. Most creative player in the team is Pickford. Literally American football vibes with the way they bomb it up 50 yards up the pitch from GK every attack. Then sometimes they give it to that guy who can run with it.

Guy needs a rest and a nice pre-season. Hopefully the operation to install a shooting foot was worth the pain when he's banging in 10 goals next season.

There hasn't been a game this season where his knee hasn't exploded into a pool of blood. For no reason.

These boards do my head in, and I would have hated them back in my playing days.

That team if all in their prime... damn.

Whatever happens I think we can all agree it'll be hilarious if Spurs somehow finish below us, Man U and Chelsea. OK, maybe Leffe won't be laughing, unless its like the laughter of madness.

Ashworth's fee + replacement's fee = problem man u?

I want to be really good at scoring goals