Mahoneys Tache

My first memory of the club is the 74 cup final. I have nearly half a century of bitter disappointment to temper my optimism. Unapologetic for self imposed expectation management.

Most of the players still here when Howe took over have developed. ASM needs a run of games to show he has too.

Someone’s rent on an almiron hat trick

Rolf Harris.

Stop Milton this.

Not in the last calendar year to be fair.

Not so Keynes on your humour lad.

Menstrual cycle?

They are all breathing a sigh of relief here. The naive fools.

They used to share a ground with Birmingham and Northampton for a few seasons.

The patter in the queue: ‘We want Ronaldinho’ etc smart arse shouts: ‘he just wants a pie the fat cunt’

I had a craic and a photo with him at half time in the beer queue - league cup game. Day before we sold Milner.

I know exactly how he feels. It’s fucking unspeakable.

I always chuckle when I see ‘Polis’ on the cars driven by the brooding sexy coppers in scandi dramas.

One of our strengths. It’s why our language is so rich too. folk often forget that the people who invaded wales Ireland and Scotland also invaded England not long before because of a spat between Anglo Saxon and French / Norman toffs.

Full of smiles and patter but watch his eyes. Like a fucking shark when he’s not talking to other players.

Norman / Angevin empire. The ruling class were still speaking French when the first invasion of Ireland. Anglo Saxon nobility had been completely replaced by Normans almost instantly after 1066. If we’re going to be picky about events from a thousand or so years in the past.

Howe: tactical genius. Bruce: can’t see his penis.

I’ve often thought we should buy Maguire. Howe would restore him. That would make for top notch centre half competition.

This. The pursuit of money is a stressful business.

Thanks. He’s doing grand. It’s a lot harder than people realise though. He’s got balls of steel. I hope your family are getting looked after too.

A close family member of mine is a household name. I spend a great deal of my time biting my tongue, including on here, to stop me getting radge on his behalf when I read or hear criticism because he’s not a fucking android who is immune to all the usual human frailties as the rest of us. Agree that his job means that he will be criticised and that’s fine, but seeing it from the other side and the pressure and expectations they are placed under has completed changed how I think about professionals in all sports. and no. I’m not saying who he is.

Got to say trippier. He was the catalyst.

Des Lynham?

Been otherwise engaged. What’s happened to Wilson? Hamstring again?