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Cucurella

Mudryk with a homage to the 90s bowl cut look I see. He’s been on what, six minutes, and looks gassed already

The last ditch defending (and lack of finishing) is fantastic viewing

Bring Guiseppe Rossi home

The loan spells with no appearances is truly an Ashley-era Newcastle move

I’m not sure about *definitely* but when I passed through there a few years ago about this time, Flanagan’s had all the PL games on and specifically advertised game showings

I've listened to some other teams' Athletic podcasts and even the bad ones are miles ahead of Pod on the Tyne. It desperately needs the Old Yeller treatment.

The handwriting is horrific (mine is just as bad) but the cup is fantastic. I definitely read “beholden” in the 6th point as “bladder”

That and our federation being broke contributed to the move as well. Gotta love an FA that says “we’re broke” then immediately tried to backtrack that.

Nice to see Ashby hit the ground running after his injury woes

Yeah, MLS has been running a tournament with LIga MX. There were some dumb rules: draws were decided by penalty shootouts with the winner getting an extra point and the loser getting just a single point for the draw, Mexican teams couldn’t play in Mexico, if you played a home game against a Mexican side, they were seen as the home team.

This was an issue last U.S. tour. Spoke to some of the staff at Portland when we went there under McClaren and they were stunned we had no merch to sell to fans.

I've written some shit in my life, but this might take the cake: "Newcastle need to be mindful of the fact the squad, in its current form, does not have the variety, depth or quality of the more established clubs they intend to challenge on an equal footing every year." Thanks, Sherlock.

The country hasn’t been this low emotionally since the great Quebec syrup heist. But honestly, no complaints about the score and nice to see some of our younger players get some game time and develop (ie: Ali Ahmed)

When I lived in Ottawa, I had my Northern Rock top on and some guy said he thought it would be worth something due to Northern Rock going under. Sadly, he was wrong.

Ah, yes those infamous thin Manchester United seasons in the past 30 years. Tbf you missed out on some great Newcastle moments: awful owner, relegations, fucking around a player undergoing cancer treatment, John Carver showcasing some incredible handwritten letters, just to name a few highlights.

We need a count of how many captain armbands this new user owns

The background stuff with the CSA saying bankruptcy was possible then trying to walk it back also wasn’t helpful.

It’s kind of weird to see the Gold Cup completely eclipsed by the Nations League

You know people who aren't vegans drink oat milk, or milk substitutes, due to allergies, right?

I love that his literal next tweet is that we're working on a contract extension for Bruno

The Athletic referring to our former great as “Former Stoke striker”

You come at the hockey, you best not miss. Canuck solidarity with @The Bonk (safety wink added just in case ) Also a big fan of the broadcasters on this Canadian feed not even attempting to pronounce “Ligue 1”