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Holy shit, this an implosion

This section from that piece is incredible: "Perhaps most bizarrely, it is claimed there was a moment where Mauriss floated the idea with advisors as to whether Newcastle owner Ashley would consider payments via “gold or diamonds”, which he had in Asia, before being reminded Ashley runs publicly limited companies and this may not be appropriate."

Looks like a Republican version of The Dude

This year is gonna be his year

Just read that Chris Armas, the new assistant manager Leeds signed for Marsch two weeks ago, was also an assistant for Ragnick at Man Utd. The man must hate himself to keep coming back.

Judging by the ticket price, I’ll be safely ensconced at home watching the game with my dad. Tempted to watch it alone in case it all goes to hell.

Brings to mind Mbemba and the bow tie

That's the Pards look

Tindall looking like Donald Sutherland in "Animal House"

I love how sadly happy Bruno looks in the team photo. Basically a "I did good, then I goofed and I'm sorry" look.

Just got laid off so now I have my entire afternoon free to watch this. Swings and roundabouts

This thread right now...

Leighton Baines coaching makes me feel old and I’m not sure why.

I think it might also be due to their boardroom composition. Was reading that the San Francisco 49ers investment group have an option to buy and have dithered on it while Leeds are bleeding cash and fear going down.

Stuck listening to the radio feed as I'm at the office but Burn sounds like he's getting skinned every attack.

I played at a community level and if my folks pulled something like that with a coach I'd probably just commit seppuku there and then

What an incredible twist. Can you imagine being Gio and showing up to another training camp?

Arteta whining all over the place

I love how Faes goes to complain and then just stops

I’ve never seen someone make a challenge look as comfortable as Woodgate did. The fact he made Bramble look good (ish) is a testament to his skill

Fraser with the "first day of school and I'm nervous" vibes

I’m impressed Pornhub is going in to sports sponsorships tbh

Honestly makes me think of Trapattoni's Ireland team in the 2012 Euros.