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Stuck listening to the radio feed as I'm at the office but Burn sounds like he's getting skinned every attack.

I played at a community level and if my folks pulled something like that with a coach I'd probably just commit seppuku there and then

What an incredible twist. Can you imagine being Gio and showing up to another training camp?

Arteta whining all over the place

I love how Faes goes to complain and then just stops

I’ve never seen someone make a challenge look as comfortable as Woodgate did. The fact he made Bramble look good (ish) is a testament to his skill

Fraser with the "first day of school and I'm nervous" vibes

I’m impressed Pornhub is going in to sports sponsorships tbh

Honestly makes me think of Trapattoni's Ireland team in the 2012 Euros.

A roommate in uni was a Milan fan and bringing up the Calciopoli scandal would cause him to fly in to an instant rage. Killed many hours bringing it up.

Police raiding Italian football offices always invokes a little bit of nostalgia

Need a sub for Hutchinson at half. Dude looks done.

Canada gave the world John Candy, Rick Moranis, SCTV and Norm Macdonald. We don’t deserve Corden.

The Athletic did a piece on him and it’s amazing. Cigarettes at half time and everything.

I got reeled in by the Michael Sheen speech and didn't realize how bad the team was.

I'm really excited to see David on the world stage. Did you see the Athletic piece on Borjan? It's amazing. I'm due to arrive in Qatar on Tuesday in time for the game and I'm so pumped.

Murphy running in at the end and ready to throw down at Havertz is amazing.

https://twitter.com/PFF_FC/status/1589625066588803076 Mike Dean is loving this.

While also declining calls directed to "SB, slumlord"

Despite being a disappointment to my doctor father, this requires next to no time to heal. He'll be fine

Every FM game I boot up, he instantly hates me. Must just hate Canadians

The sunbed does some real heavy lifting for him

I love that the headline and opening sentence aren’t really backed up by the quotes from Nobby, just a “yeah I’ll pass names along.” It’s honestly incredible Ryder still has a job