Lazarus

He totally reminds me of Colin Hunt from the Fast Show.

ASM missing. Worrying.

Youve been here long enough to know we hate everyone.......and each other.

Cant believe no one has mentioned the obvious solution to bump up attendance by 15k - 20k.

Posters who say such and such a player isnt right, or too raw or not good enough are looking at a potential transfer wrong. They should be asking can Howe improve them. What can he do with a player who was never Bruced in the 1st place. Not a dig btw, more of an observation.

Looks like hes got Maxi's old training gear - your can see the number 10 underneath the 21. Cheap bastards

Not a single shout for @Mike to do the voiceover?

6ft under?

To the tune of agadoo.... Va...len...tino, tino, tino - Gurn my face with Tonali Va...len...tino, tino, tino - Intensity identity To the left, to the right, jump up and down exploding knee Come and watch every night, sing that Tino melody Maybe needs some work

4-1 or 4-2 to the toons. Miggy, Tripps, Bruno x2

Big Joe still my favourite player but I think Murphy is now a close second. Absolutely insane to think how far theyve both developed.

Nee match thread yet?

I mean its good - but its nee E - I - E - I - O.

Theyre calling him Upamaguire

That was my immediate thought/wish.

Hes got a portuguese background if i remember correctly. Weve already signed a wet nurse for Tonali.

"Lets play".

@Froggy Is everything OK at Man Utd?

Enrique? Took years to replace him iirc.

Really wish he could have excelled under Howe but wasnt to be. Wish him nothing but the best

I bet he sprinted up those steps

As much as I would like to tip Loki over the edge - Im not gonna tell you, soz.